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just a guy doing his best to improve software by day, baseball players by night, and himself somewhere in between.

Florida, USA
Joined November 2010
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i long for the day that i understand jake’s infosec jokes.
When the attacker compromises the primary in a high availability (HA) gateway pair and synchronizes the payload to the secondary.
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Can’t wait to see him in Pinstripes
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It’s 2025 and @MLBTV crashes on opening day. Solid prep, folks.
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Millennials like myself watched 9/11 live in science class.
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Blue Jays fan caught an Aaron Judge home-run and gave it to a young Yankees fan
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Mr. Suarez, it’s very unfortunate you tried to put a hit on Aaron Judge
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NextGen Spring Break Bash 13U Division - Gold Bracket #PWBaseball🌼🏖️ 🏆: SWFL 13U Davino 🥇: Saby Cruz 💪🏼: Keegan Garrison
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One of the most American moments in history
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Dads and 90s kids, here's a fact: We had it so good with SportsCenter and we didn't know it.... How could we? We didn't know what was on the horizon that would try to take it down: first, league passes and TiVo and DirecTV... then the Internet and social media and YouTube... During that brief, bright spot in sports media in the 1990s, SportsCenter was the only way to get the day's highlights... We had black and white photos and box scores and features in the newspaper... We had brilliant writing and reporting and pictures in Sports Illustrated and Sporting News and ESPN: The Magazine... But for the day's highlights... To watch Ken Griffey Jr. make a diving catch or Jordan hit a game winner or Barry Sanders twirl through a defensive line... If you didn't catch it live, the only way to see it was on SportsCenter (maybe your local news sports show - maybe)... And into this void stepped Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann and Stuart Scott and Rich Eisen and Craig Kilborn and Linda Cohn and Robin Roberts and crew... And all the catch phrases every kid in high school and college would repeat: "cool as the other side of the pillow"... Jumanji... En Fuego.... We'd watch SportsCenter at night then again in the morning. It was a monolith. You'd show up at school and you'd have the same frame of reference for the highlights you saw. It was a shared experience. It was awesome. And even though the show still exists and works, it's not a cultural touchstone anymore... it can't be... not with every highlight available from 1,000 sources across social media instantly... And there are bright spots to be sure... My man and Top 10 Randy (@RandyScottESPN) is terrific. So are plenty of others. But classic SC, man. It was a shared experience. By everyone. These kids don't know... Sitting there, retweeting highlights, sharing reels, scrolling their feeds... Doing the work to find what they like with no commentary or context. Times change. I get it. And we always glorify what we grew up on. Maybe that's all this is. Still, I miss Stu Scott. He ruled. If you agree, share this and follow me @Jon_Finkel. Boo-Yah!
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idk if there is a more valuable music plug in existence.
Taylor Swift shows love to Lana Del Rey and her new album before playing ‘Snow On The Beach’ at the Eras Tour. “I just think she’s the best that we have. So I think we need to make it a priority to stream, buy, support this album… she knows I’m obsessed with her.”
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respect.
When Griffey takes BP, you watch. That's our hitting coach 🐐 teapawt.net/MarlyRiveraESPN/status…
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The ADHD urge to abandon a project and lose all motivation once you can see the finish line.
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there isn’t a personal alive that can mix a clip better than @Keyz2Gold
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When you ask people with ADHD why they agreed to take on so many projects, commitments, and/or hobbies.😭😭 #ADHD #ADHDTwitter
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Being both easily distracted and time blind is really the 1-2 punch of ADHD. “Ooh, let’s just look at this thing for a minute… aaand it’s been 8 hours.”
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The iPod can legally drink today. We feel old.
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can @rogerclemens come out of retirement for one AB, please?
JOSH NAYLOR BOMB AND ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC TRIP AROUND THE BASES
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3TmMllL
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