@JBurt73

Father, hunter, general foul mouth with no filter, sarcastic dissenter. Owner/operator 3 Oaks Farm.

 Somewhere in Rhode Island
Joined February 2011
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May all the dicks you eat be as small as your own so you starve. 😂😂😂
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My wife bought me all my hoodies.😏
Mike...Just Mike
@SA_Space_CowboyOct 25
Replying to @BudLightSadness
If he's got 20 Carhartt hoodies, he's obviously not married.
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You still do not put your booger hook on the trigger regardless.🤦‍♂️ Gun safety rules exist for a reason.
Alice Vinten@AVintenAuthorOct 23
Weird how all the gun bros going mental about this photo are such firearms experts but they don’t know what a safety inhibitor is. This weapon was physically incapable of firing. But again, they know this. What they’re really angry about is a woman in a hijab holding a gun.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A safety device does not negate other firearm safety rules. Each rule and safety device is merely one failsafe in the safe use of a firearm. gunsafetyrules.nra.org
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I'm going to go old school here and go with Art Monk. Dude had epic hands.
HAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 20
You can’t say Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, or Calvin Johnson. You’re down 5 with 5 seconds left in the Super Bowl. Name a receiver you’re trusting to catch the game-winning touchdown.
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Welcome to this corner of X. We call everybody retard. No, it's not going to stop.
olivia@olifayeOct 21
i’ll say it ten times over, until I’m blue in the face, there is ZERO reason you should ever be using that word… literally zero, and I do not care. There’s a massive english language with hundreds of words to use, find a damn different one
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Girl, get your money back. That shit is still fucked up.
Oli London
@OliLondonTVOct 20
Rosie O’Donnell shares new selfie after her $90,000 facelift makeover that she said cost more money than a car. “It cost more money than I have ever paid for a car.”
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It tracks.
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Sporto, everybody in my neighborhood owns guns and knows how to use them. Be sure to have your affairs in order before attempting this epic feat of stupidity so your final arrangements aren't such a burden on your loved ones.
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 19
Deranged TikToker is calling on people to start violent riots in the United States by targeting "nice neighborhoods." Cc @FBI
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Summer is officially gone in New England.
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Dude got starched.
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 18
1 HIT, 1 KO
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Now that was an awesome tilt!
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 18
The hockey season just started & we already got the fight of the year
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The @NHLFlyers finally won a game? Hell is definitely going to freeze over.
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I need a roadster just for this.😂
@amuse
@amuseOct 17
TESLA ROADSTER: The engineers at Tesla really did think of everything.
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Our kids are going to be okay. This is proper.
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 17
Pennsylvania high student crowned Homecoming King surprised everyone by passing the honor to the runner-up. ❤️
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Hughes was like "Nope, not today Satan". Wilson would've killed him.
Spittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsOct 17
Jack Hughes’ eyes lit up when he saw the freight train Tom Wilson coming in 😳
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What a sweet coast to coast and nice deke!
Washington Capitals
@CapitalsOct 17
RYAN LEONARD YOU HAVE LEFT US SPEECHLESS #ALLCAPS | @Attalon_inc
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I wonder if we could us CRISPR to solve Type 1 diabetes. There's this awesome kid on my son's team that loves playing football. Talented with a great attitude. Half the time he can't play or practice cause they struggle to control his blood sugar. But when he can he's awesome.
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Bubba was an absolute monster on the D-Line tonight. His and his defensive tackle partner were the direct cause of this interception tonight. They broke thru and the QB just threw it up for grabs. Sawyer came down with it.
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She's really obsessed with this whole Metallica thing. I suspect mental illness likely plays a huge part.
Katie Halper
@kthalpsOct 16
You know what an apolitical person would do? STFU about the artists who DO talk about politics at their shows. You don’t have to wade into this.
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Oh sweetie, you should definitely crawl back under whatever rock you've been hiding under. The world does not want to hear from a child killer.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 16
JUST IN: Casey Anthony blasts Shane Gillis over his SNL monologue, telling men to stop commenting on women's clothing & "do better."
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 16
Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles buff.ly/dUGarJ0

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles

JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flipped dozens of vehicles all by himself.

babylonbee.com
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