You go to the [penalty] box for two minutes, by yourself, and you feel shame. And then you are free. (All Tweets are my own, btw...)

Southern California
Joined December 2008
Coffee shop pet peeve I’m noticing more and more: “Sorry, we stop serving brewed coffee at 10 a.m. Can I get you an Americano instead?” If you are a coffee shop in America, having brewed coffee available anytime you’re open is a *basic requirement* of doing business.
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Don Felder - The Greek Theatre; Los Angeles, CA (8-19-26). @donfelder Photo: Jeff Bliss jeffcbliss.tumblr.com – at Los Angeles, CA
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How did you enjoy the Nova music festival? Oh right you weren't there because you're alive to celebrate the savages who did it.
Dare I say the Free Palestine @macklemore gig is one of the best I’ve ever been to
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See what happens when you don’t hate your dad
Hey WNBA this is how it’s done .. 🇺🇸
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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Bravo Ambassador Waltz. They messed with the wrong guy. Not a globalist puppet. Not a marxist traitor. A battle tested, red-blooded American warrior. Go back to your Godless puppet masters.
The Castro regime has profited at the expense of the Cuban people with luxury cars, expensive watches and a private island resort. As I shared this with the world, regime thugs rushed the stage to interrupt my speech. They can intimidate their own people in Cuba but think again about trying that nonsense in the United States of America.
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American glass. American metal. American silicon. American batteries. American workers. American everything. BlueChip is the first American computer in decades. Don't let anyone lie to you and say it can't be done. Designed in California. Built in America.
BlueChip. Built in America. America made the first electronic computer to win a war. Now we depend on our greatest adversaries to build the computers that run our economy and defend our nation. Today, we bring it home.
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Portland’s Royal Sonesta: bought for $108.3M in 2016. Now reportedly sold for $6.83M for 220 rooms—just $31,000 per key. A staggering 93.7% price collapse. This is what happens when government fails at public safety, downtown disorder spirals, Measure 110’s consequences go unaddressed, and Multnomah County’s mental-health system fails people in crisis. Tourism doesn’t thrive where visitors feel unsafe and downtown businesses struggle to survive. Portland didn’t get here by accident. Policy choices have consequences—and taxpayers, workers, businesses, and property owners are paying the price. @mitch4portland @pnwpolicyangel @TeacherTiff4PDX @kanalforpdx @MayorKWilson
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After forty years in front of the camera, I’ll be directing my first feature film, SO HELP ME GOD: a Civil War epic about a Union soldier named Albert Townsend, who should have received the Medal of Honor but didn’t. Clerical error. I learned of Albert through his descendants’ archival research. What I found was more than an injustice waiting to be corrected. It was a story of friendship and extraordinary courage: an unassuming young man becoming a soldier who held his ground, and his principles, under fire. That’s a story worth telling on the largest possible scale. And we’re inviting the people who want to see it told to help bring it to the screen, as investors in the film through Republic. We intend to do it justice: real cannons, one hundred horses, and the cast in period-accurate uniforms. We’ve brought on Mark Huffam, whose work includes Saving Private Ryan, Game of Thrones, and The Martian, to produce it. He knows what it takes to make an epic, and how much depends on the human story at its heart. At the Medal of Honor Heritage Center in Chattanooga, Tennessee, I introduced the project alongside Civil War historian Brad Quinlin, members of the Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War, and representatives of Civil War Roundtables. We’re also supporting the campaign for Albert’s posthumous Medal of Honor. His descendants are still fighting to see his courage properly recognized. This picture is about friendship, love, and honor — and common people rising to accomplish extraordinary things. I want to give that story everything it deserves. I hope you will lift the banner with us. Learn more about the film and the opportunity to invest: sohelpmegod.film
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Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town in the EFL Cup. Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 BILLION Fleetwood Town’s roster: $3 million Fleetwood is currently 18th in the 4th level of English soccer. Possibly the biggest upset in English soccer history.
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Hey, @SignatureFBO... In Hawaii, taking photos in public is generally legal, consistent with the First Amendment protections that apply nationwide. The Hawaii ACLU and the state reached a settlement in 2016 affirming that people have a First Amendment right to photograph in public spaces (the case involved an amateur photographer cited for shooting planes from a public sidewalk near Honolulu airport without a permit). The state agreed no such permit is required for ordinary public photography. – at Honolulu, HI
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I used AI to create this short film. America, you’ve been warned.
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🚨🎙️ Harry Kane on his altercation with Kylian Mbappé after winning the Ballon d’Or. Reporter: We saw you having a moment with Mbappé after the ceremony. What was that about? Harry Kane: Honestly, after receiving my award, everyone was congratulating me, so I thought he was coming to congratulate me too. But instead, he said something I found really unprofessional, and I felt disappointed because Mbappé is someone I respect a lot. I never expected that from him, especially at a moment that was supposed to be about celebrating the achievement. Reporter: What exactly did he say to you? Harry Kane: He looked at me and said, “Congratulations on stealing my award.” I was shocked. I looked at him like, how can you say that to me? I’m not the one who voted for myself. I worked hard throughout the season, and the voters made their decision. I was angry, but I tried to remain professional. Then he said, “You had a great season, but everyone knows I’m the rightful winner of this award.” That’s when I really lost my patience. Honestly, I don’t even know if I said something I shouldn’t have, but I wasn’t going to stand there and let him disrespect me. Reporter: What did you say in response? Harry Kane: I told him to shut up and move on because if there’s anyone who should be disappointed, it’s Lamine Yamal, not him. Lamine had an incredible season, won the most prestigious trophy in international football, and still came to congratulate me with respect. He had every reason to feel disappointed, yet he showed class. So why are you standing here complaining? Are you seriously going to cry because you didn’t win? What made me even angrier was that I genuinely respect Mbappé, but respect has to go both ways. I don’t feel proud of how that moment unfolded because I respect him as a player, but that doesn’t mean I’ll accept being disrespected by him.
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The quotes attributed to Harry Kane about an altercation with Kylian Mbappé are fabricated. Kane won the 2026 Ballon d'Or; Mbappé finished second with only a minor visual interaction reported and no verbal exchange. thenationalnews.com/sport/football… sportbible.com/football/footb… foot-africa.com/en/news/ballon… vietnam.vn/en/xuat-hien-d… irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/2…
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Crazy we thought this shit was over when the Wall fell. Turns out Communism is a lot like herpes; you can’t cure it, you can only treat the flare ups.
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Wow I can’t believe Comey, who led the Russia collusion hoax against the American people, may have leaked to a reporter. That is so shocking, lol.
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An @innoutburger — double double, animal-style.
Hello from a boat captain in Japan. What's the soul food of your hometown, the dish everyone back home is proud of?
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Jay-Z to headline Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stadium trib.al/RxyXEte
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Bilbao Spain 🇪🇸 did everything to stand with the free Palestine mob. Tonight the mob has come for Bilbao:
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Catapult ready ?
COLUMBIA UNIV PROTEST LEADER! Mohsen Mahdawi, a leader of Columbia Univ pro-Palestinian protests, arrived at a U.S. citizenship interview in Vermont looking forward to becoming an American citizen. Fortunately, ICE arrested him because an immigration judge ordered his deportation in June!
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