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Iowa City is the greatest town in the known universe and I’ll die on that hill. I live to ski & pray for snow

Joined November 2015
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Hang it in the louvre
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Decision Desk HQ projects Josh Turek wins the IA US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 11:16 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Sherrod Brown wins the OH US Senate Special Election General #DecisionMade: 11:15 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Adam Hamilton wins the KS US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:48 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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☁️❌🍻
Decision Desk HQ projects Rob Sand wins the IA Governor General Election #DecisionMade: 9:57 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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YES!!!!
Decision Desk HQ projects Rob Sand wins the IA Governor General Election #DecisionMade: 9:57 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Annie Andrews wins the SC US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 9:54 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects that the Democrats win the House of Representatives. #DecisionMade: 9:09 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/bal…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Ossoff wins the GA US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 7:18 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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That is a deep, deep curse infestation at Nebraska. It never ends.
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Nebraska fan here. If we lose to “Washington” I’ll take a fuck ton of laxatives and blend whatever comes out into a smoothie and drink it on IG live
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Replying to @HuskerFootball
The fan base is so loyal but they still this it’s 1995 😭
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Replying to @HuskerFootball
Better give Rhule a contract extension so we can fire him after next week. Might as well keep the clown show records consistent. Keep that streak of contract buyouts going.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF MATT RHULE ISNT FIRED TOMORROW
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Fire Matt Rhule.
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Literal dumpster fire of a program.
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