34/M/USA🇺🇸 Hey I'm just a dude. I like cars, guns, video games and streaming. Contact @: [email protected]

Oklahoma, USA
Joined March 2025
I guess I've not really made a proper introduction of myself on here so here goes. A thread. Hey y'all! The name's JDude48! I'm a variety streamer, novice voice actor (WIP), and general weirdo who prides himself on having a zany personality.
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The dish so affectionately known as "Shit On A Shingle"
Name a "poor man's food" you will eat no matter how rich you get.
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TL;DR I'm just gonna continue posting what I wanna post. Eventually the algorithm (or secretly assigned FBI agent) will read one and think: "Lmao that's a banger." And spread it across Twitter.
X ALGORITHM UPDATE 🚨 X just stopped cutting new posts first, and that should help small accounts (I check it daily with Claude and share updates worth sharing with you) tl;dr: - X can only check 2,800 posts each time you open your feed - new posts used to be last in line, so they got cut first - now everything gets cut equally, new posts included - posts labeled low quality or misinfo now show a warning, and people can't like, reply or share them - no score changes this time lesson learned: your new posts now get a fair chance to be seen. Your first 2 hours still matter most. full details: - How it worked until this week Every time someone opens For You, X collects around 3,700 posts it could show them: posts from people they follow, popular posts, posts liked by similar people, and brand new posts. But X only has time to check 2,800 of them. So it just took the first 2,800 in line. Brand new posts were at the back of the line. When there were too many, they were the ones left out... and a post that never gets checked can't be shown. - What changed Now everything gets cut by the same amount. 25% too many? Every type of post loses 25%, new posts included. Nobody goes first. - Why small accounts should care Those brand new posts are under 2 hours old, with under 8 likes and under 500 views. That's where most posts from smaller accounts are. My read: they now get a fair chance instead of being cut first. How often X actually hits the 2,800 limit isn't in the code, so I can't tell you how big the difference is. - Low quality and misinfo posts now show a warning If X labels your post as low quality or misinformation, people who don't follow you see a warning on it, and they can't like, reply, repost, bookmark or share it. The code doesn't say what gets a post that label. Here's a recap of what you should be doing: - a new post gets its extra push only in its first 2 hours and first 200 views, so post when your people are online - likes carry more weight than ever at 0.66 each - people sticking around pays, the time-spent score is 50% higher than two weeks ago - a read of 10+ seconds after someone opens your post adds 0.4 - the boost favors the post with the best like rate from its first viewers - accounts up to 50K can get one fresh original lifted to roughly 16th - nothing beats a copy link share, it scores 20 - replies, quotes and DM shares each score 5 - talk with your mutuals, replies between you score 20 instead of 5 - originals are the only posts that travel outside your follower base - the 1st and the 32nd like each open a new route to strangers - your 2nd post in the same feed is worth 62% of the first, so pick your best one - videos still need 10+ seconds to qualify for the video lists - earning a follow adds 4 - a pinned post with a bad link can flag the account for 7 days, worth a quick check What you should NOT be doing: - posts that get labeled low quality or misinfo now carry a warning, and nobody outside your followers can like or share them - video alone won't carry you, an open counts 0.02 and the watch 0 - hide-worthy posts cost more, "not interested" sits at -52.27 - a post at 3am burns its 2 hour window before anyone sees it - a tap that turns into a bounce is worth only 0.3 - replies and reposts don't get past your followers - insults get your post hidden from anyone who doesn't follow you - adult media in 3 of your last 5 posts puts a label on your account - disguised content in videos gets checked from 64 likes, harder at 512 - self-reply chains under big accounts risk being zeroed - one account label and non-followers stop seeing you entirely - low-rated links don't belong in your pinned post - recycled wording can get tagged as copypasta spam - strangers tagged plus a low quality link is a pattern X flags - engagement bait has no size exemption - several posts in a row end up competing with each other - hashtag stacks add nothing - bookmarks are still worth 0 - 48 hours in, For You is finished with a post
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Also, if my secretly assigned FBI agent is reading this, I highly recommend you don't get this and your secret group chat mixed up. Trump won't want an unhinged post about a 300 year old Bernie Ecclestone having tea with Elon Musk on Mars mixed with mass mindcontrol experments.
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"It's time to make shitposting multiplanetary" What an absolute banger of a line to introduce yourself with.
I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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Sorry not sorry. *drives away in the S2K banging it off the rev limiter and grinding gears*
This one’s a tough choice. The girl or the car? Heartbreakers (2001) 😏
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I absolutely love how The Scotsman still talked mad shit to Aku even when we knew he couldn't beat him. At the same time I also loved how bored Aku was during this entire encounter. I need to watch this show again.
The Scotsman storms Aku's castle & fucking dies😭
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A man walks into a bar. He stops and says: "Wait a minute...I don't wanna be a lawyer." Then walks out.
a man walks into a bar. he orders a drink. he drinks it. he goes home. he is fine
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The Aston Martin Vulcan is already 10 years old...
Ten years in. Still got it. 📸 Super Vettura #AstonMartinLive #Vulcan
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I've seen this picture on my TL multiple times and I have this long winded absolutely off-the-wall story about "The Incident" that started from a simple power unit malfunction that lead to Tsunoda dominating for the following 7 years. Needless to say it's too much to fit here.
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TL;DR of the story. Engines blew up, penalties galore, 125 year old Bernie Ecclestone slugs it out with Mohammand Ben Sulyem in a boxing match and becomes an African warlord, and Godzilla enters the picture who blasts Tsunoda with Atomic Breath who then comes "The Chosen One"
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Holy shit! We lost another one this year! 😭
Eric Bauza has passed away at the age of 46 The modern voice actor of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved cartoon characters
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This is me to a T at the moment
I hope all this shit sums up to a big win.
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"I streamed for 3 hours and only had 6 viewers" Six people picked you over Netflix and sleep
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I did a bit of brainstorming on designing a racing circuit using corners from various tracks. This involves multiple sequences and elevation changes. AI can't seem to comprehend what I'm trying to conceptualize and it's honestly kinda hilarious.
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I specified what tracks, turns and sequences I wanted while also specifying which parts I wanted connected in a certain way. Completely missed the mark and it wasn't even close. I'm honestly still not worried about AI if it can't even do this right 😂
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Better idea. At the next UN General Assembly they just need to hotbox the fuck out of that hall with some of the strongest kush on the planet. Special guests including Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Cheech & Chong with bonus audio of "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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And some Pink Floyd. You gotta have Pink Floyd in the mix!
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Reminds me of the time someone tried to haul off a large gun safe with a Honda Fit when I worked at Academy.
📍 OKC - Meanwhile on the Southside. A Ford Focus with a refrigerator in the trunk. "Cracktivities”
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You might wanna add "And Walmart" to "Meth" because that's exactly what Arkansas and Oklahoma are
How Americans see America — Accurate?
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