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Jesse Futterman

@JFUDD

Some say my nose is big. I say their faces are small.

Joined December 2009
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Jon Berger@thehamburglar1213 Oct 2012
Need my boys @EnnDee23 @JFUDD @AustInTheClouds @missaconna @volcanojack @nickybassey for these beer olympics #dynasty
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Billionaires may be able to pay for campaigns but they still only get 1 vote like u and me Boiiii
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John Mulaney
@mulaney5 Aug 2012
Every commercial now is a skit where two people are annoyed with each other but they both like the product.
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"Hey let's get a bunch of spoons and split this cream-based soup" -gross asshole
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Jon Berger@thehamburglar128 Sep 2012
Knuck if you buck
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Jon Berger@thehamburglar1223 Aug 2012
Getting liit up at dinner #bww
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Justin Tuck@JustinTuck5 Jun 2012
At home sick in bed is for the birds
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Zero Dark COVID-23@EnnDee2328 Apr 2012
LeBron is such a fucking pussy
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Shaquanna@DrinkBoobSweat15 Apr 2012
Suck my dragon balls bitch call me Goku
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Zero Dark COVID-23@EnnDee2311 Apr 2012
@SerriccDaGawd 2 things. People wouldnt hate bron if he was in cleveland and just know that i root for the heat every time they play boston
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Tucker Max
@TuckerMax9 Apr 2012
Facebook buying Instagram for 1 billion, b/c thats what FB needs: more sepia toned bullshit from people we dont know
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Shaquanna@DrinkBoobSweat5 Apr 2012
Never trust a bitch with dirty fingernails
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The Iron Sheik@the_ironsheik4 Apr 2012
nobody respect the @JoseCanseco not even the Jesus
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Shaquanna@DrinkBoobSweat4 Apr 2012
Fake bitch done made me mad! Now I'm boutta fuck up everything that's in my fridge
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Scott Van Pelt
@notthefakeSVP28 Mar 2012
The man is single handedly saving polar bears, helping us live 20 % longer AND practicing for his Playboy golf tournament. Viva Canseco
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Ben Schwartz
@rejectedjokes22 Mar 2012
For someone who doesn't shut up about the environment, Captain Planet uses a shit ton of hair spray.
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Zero Dark COVID-23@EnnDee2316 Feb 2012
#RomComs
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Zero Dark COVID-23@EnnDee2311 Feb 2012
Jeremy Win
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New York Giants
@Giants10 Feb 2012
The best photo and caption of all time...? teapawt.net/Giants/status/16799629…
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Justin Tuck@JustinTuck6 Feb 2012
World Champs Baby. #ALLIN
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