John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant) header
John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant) profile picture

John Gray Shermyen

@JGSavant

| Standard human bass-playing unit with @savantsofsoul | A guy in @lominds and @confessionkids | Waffle House scholar | He/They |

 Gainesville, FL
Savantsofsoul.com
Joined September 2015
  • Tweets1.9K
  • Following130
  • Followers239
177Media
Photo by John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant)Photo by John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant)Photo by John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant)Photo by John Gray Shermyen (@JGSavant)
The president should be up against the wall. Fucking treason.
2
55
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
Quil Darling (@quildarling) profile picture
Quil Darling@quildarling9 Jan 2025
ONE OF THE BOYS OUT EVERYWHERE NOW!! My first single ever, I can’t believe it 😱
6
7
1
39
1,538
Seems like a good time to post this for no particular reason: m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIsXEk…
GoFundMe CEO: We Could Use A Few Fun Ones

GoFundMe CEO: We Could Use A Few Fun Ones

Support CollegeHumor by signing up for DROPOUT: https://signup.drop...

youtube.com
2
59
I swear it's times like this where I wonder if you guys even want to get to the Star Trek future.
1
7
504
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
Quil Darling (@quildarling) profile picture
Quil Darling@quildarling2 Oct 2024
Starting yesterday, it’s now legal in Florida for cops to arrest people for sleeping on public property, even if they have nowhere else to go. This comes a week after thousands in the state lost their homes to Hurricane Helene
Image from Quil Darling (@quildarling)
1
36
2
208
4,934
There are two wolves inside me and they are both Tomo
1
1
13
775
Pictured here, a radical far leftist "college professor" (woke indoctrinator) brutally assaults a peaceful conservative patriot
Image from Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 (@EllieGabalus)
Mahyar Tousi (@MahyarTousi) profile pictureMahyar Tousi
@MahyarTousi11 Jun 2024
In Germany, AfD politicians are getting stabbed. In France, Le Pen supporters’ shops and restaurants get burnt down. And now in England, Farage and Reform supporters are getting attacked by rock throwers. The threat from the far-left is serious.
262
10,972
75
95,883
2,016,443
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
Danica Altwood (@DanicaAltwood) profile picture
Danica Altwood@DanicaAltwood13 Jun 2024
The face Tomo gives me at 6 am to be let out to potty is similar to a 7-year-old child begging their parents for Webkinz money in a 2008 recession.
2
41
1,321
See this fucking movie you fools! It's so good!
OSCAR (@now_thats_oscar) profile pictureOSCAR@now_thats_oscar10 Jun 2024
sucks that there are two shitty looking blockbusters coming out this year which are both clearly riffing on Mad Max that are all but confirmed to make more money than the actual, phenomenal Mad Max movie that just dropped
174
I was literally called the f-slur in highschool for wearing jeans like this.
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear9 Jun 2024
crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago
3
204
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
confession kids (@confessionkids) profile picture
confession kids@confessionkids14 May 2024
ATTENTION‼️ This show has been moved to The How Bazar due to the weather
confession kids (@confessionkids) profile pictureconfession kids@confessionkids14 May 2024
TONIGHT! We’re raising money for Palestinian mutual aid, as well as other great causes, with a donation based cover. Be there!
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
1
5
170
Ben Sasse can suck my whole ass wsj.com/articles/the-adults-…
Opinion | The Adults Are Still in Charge at the University of Florida

Opinion | The Adults Are Still in Charge at the University of Florida

Higher education isn’t daycare. Here are the rules we follow on free speech and public protests.

wsj.com
1
82
rollingstone.com/politics/po… ...nice
1
4
243
The cupid shuffle lied to us all. It's not even a shuffle
1
1
351
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
Justin McKenzie (@SuculantJ) profile picture
Justin McKenzie@SuculantJ31 Oct 2023
My dryer has 3 settings Soft Extra Soft Tim Pool
Image from Justin McKenzie (@SuculantJ)
1
3
212
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
confession kids (@confessionkids) profile picture
confession kids@confessionkids30 Oct 2023
Our first FEST! We were honored to be invited to play alongside talented friends & artists we admire Nothing makes me prouder of my city & my scene than seeing the joy on 1000s of faces walking our streets all weekend. Thanks for helping us be a part of that @thefestfl 4ever🤘🏻
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
2
18
451
John Gray Shermyen retweeted
confession kids (@confessionkids) profile picture
confession kids@confessionkids25 Oct 2023
Jolted out of bed from a prophetic dream last night and wrote down everything I could remember. Not sure what it means
Image from confession kids (@confessionkids)
3
16
453
theonion.com/biden-urges-ame…
78
theonion.com/the-onion-stand…
73
Ordering a regular macchiato at Starbucks is like spinning slot machine that occasionally hits, but might also be a small cappuccino or just some espresso in a cup. It's a fun little game I guess, or they could just make the drink.
3
142
Load more