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Does anyone else's mum completely over exaggerate stories to their friends and you're just sat there like well no that didn't happen
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Ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:
• recebi pagamento
• comi algo gostoso
• ninguém me irritou
• fui para casa
• dormir
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Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now
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Flies are cunts. Bit of sun and they all come out. Open a fucking window and the twats are in your house sharpish. Buzzing around like wankers. Fuck off you shit eating bastards
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32 degrees abroad - absolutely amazing and the best thing ever.
32 degrees in the UK - feels like you're getting cooked in a fucking air fryer on the max crisp setting.
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If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this






















