Satirical Tweeter. Uber Enthusiast. Egomaniac w/ Inferiority complex. Sports. #DUMB
Hill Country, TX
Joined December 2024
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JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
this is the first post tonight to bring actual tears to my eyes
Gina Hinojosa walks out on stage and begins by addressing her two young children:
HINOJOSA: In the past year. You have been so supportive. You have been so supportive and gracious, and I am so proud of you.
Even though neither you or Matteo ever asked for this, my fight comes from my deep love for the both of you and my desire to make this world safer and better for the both of you.
You have been so understanding and encouraging, and I thank you both so much
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
Rogan: They're surprised that Talarico is ahead of him in the polls.
White: I’m not. I think that people are sick of what's going on right now in Texas. They've been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else drive.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Prayers up for Texas quarterback Arch Manning 🙏
Nothings wrong with him…he just sucks.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Scott, you literally ride every single day for a con man that did the absolute opposite of just about everything he campaigned on for his second term. Sit this one out. MAGA will cease to exist in about 3 more weeks. At this point, JT looks more trustworthy than about 98% of GOP reps. Damn sure more than Paxton.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
These MAGA influencers tried to manufacture a scandal to help Ken Paxton, and instead exposed their own disinformation operation. Ironically, they just made Paxton’s situation even worse.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Ohio mental hospital CONFIRMS James Talarico was discharged from the facility earlier this week
The “flu” thing was a BIG FAT LIE
Following reporting by @SaraGonzalesTX and @CarolineWren, a hospital employee told @RheinAmacher and I that Talarico had in fact been a patient at the Lindner Center of Hope near Cincinnati, Ohio, which specializes in around-the-clock mental health treatment.
While I sympathize with those dealing with mental health crises, this man is CLEARLY not suited to become a US Senator representing over 30 MILLION TEXANS.
The job doesn’t get easier after being elected — it only gets MORE stressful.
And Talarico clearly can’t handle it.
I pray he gets the help he needs, but Texans need a real representative they can rely on.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Lindner Healing Center has refuted this
They have made a statement that James Talarico has never received treatment at Lindner Healing Center x.com/lindnerctrhope…
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Hey Fuckface, I have an idea: Instead of renaming bodies of water, why don’t you just shut the fuck up and die?
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
The Austin American-Statesman has endorsed Gina Hinojosa over Greg Abbott. Over the last few years Abbott has become a mini me of President Trump. He has used his pulpit to demagogue against Muslims. He spent many billions on border security with no bid contracts. He is using his position to denigrate public schools instead of building them up. He has become a puppet of the Texas Public Policy Foundation.
Before this year very few Texans had heard of Gina Hinojosa. At the start of the year no one gave her a chance against Greg Abbott. She does not flinch when she is slandered by the Abbott campaign. She would be a bright light advocating for quality public schools.
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JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Hey @KenPaxtonTX
if James Talarico is weak and mentally ill, then he should be easy to beat in a debate!
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
BEZOS: When you're in the polling booth and you're thinking about who you're going to vote for, think about this. If there's a politician that is picking villains and pointing fingers, that's probably means they don't have a solution
If there's an executive at one of my companies, instead of working on a root cause and a real fix, all they did is point fingers and blame people, we would exit them quickly.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
A serious country would hang this fucker on christmas day and televise it for free
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
This might be the best one yet! 🤣🤣 #MichiganMan #morons #midget #MichiganLost #MichiganCulture #MichiganSucks
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Just a Reminder -
The United States Supreme Court -
Ordered Donald Trump to pay E. Jean Carroll $5,000,000.
Because He Sexually Assaulted and Raped Her.
Happy Sunday MAGA.
JohnnyInTX_ retweeted
Incredible ads this cycle like this
J6er in Texas for Hinojosa and Todd Achilles don’t ad in Idaho
Dan Osborn in Nebraska
Adam Hamilton in Kansas!
Let’s hope Mark Halperin is right (have never said that before…)
