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“You lefties have no idea what’s coming.”
*one midterm later*
“I’m so fucking scared they are literally going to kill republicans.”
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I don’t think I’ve ever been this libbed out in my life, I’m out here liking blue wave endgame edits
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This one really got me. ❤️😭
EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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For the MAGA shidiots in the back… some facts:
No, Trump didn’t “get” Greenland.
Denmark didn’t “give” us Greenland.
We’re never going to “have” Greenland, much like how we don’t “have” Venezuela or “have” control over the Strait of Hormuz.
He didn’t “solve inflation” and the war he started 8 months ago, that isn’t a war, isn’t “won”.
Gas prices aren’t lower than they were when Biden left office and neither is diesel.
We’re not the “hottest country” in the world.
This isn’t the “Golden Age”.
We aren’t “respected again”. We are a global laughing stock, and at this point most people in other countries just want to know if we’re ok.
Affordability isn’t a “hoax”, data centers aren’t popular, vaccines and Tylenol don’t “cause” autism and the Epstein files, much like the creepy ass birthday card Trump sent his best friend Jeff, are very, very real.
It’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still the Gulf of Mexico, and it’s still very fucking much, called AI.
He doesn’t have a “healthcare plan”, you’re not getting your Doge check, your tariff check or your $5,000.
The ballroom you’ll never see and the golf course you’ll never use aren’t “free”.
The reflecting pool wasn’t “vandalized”, January 6th wasn’t “peaceful”, and the 2020 election wasn’t “stolen”.
No one is changing your child’s gender at school, no one is eating your cats or your dogs, and no one is coming here from Africa or anywhere else for that matter, to steal your shitty minimum wage job.
Mexico and Canada aren’t our enemies, and Russia and China are not our friends.
Losing your Medicaid, your SNAP, and your healthcare plan isn’t “winning” and it sure as shit doesn’t “own the Libs”.
The word “dumb” has always had a B in it, and the word “incumbent” has nothing to do with something you might have worn to your prom.
Now, I know that facts are about as useful to you as a cousin-less dating pool, a sheep that’s not in the mood, and a book with no pictures, but that doesn’t make them any less true.
You’re poorer, sicker and less safe than you were 2 years ago.
Trump didn’t make America “great” again, he’s actively destroying it, while lining his own pockets, and the pockets of the Epstein class at the very same time.
Now I know that he still hates who you hate, and maybe that really is enough, but the truth is that he lied to you about everything else.
He lied about lowering prices, lied to you about no new foreign wars and lied about accountability for pedophiles.
And I’m sure you stopped reading when you met the first word with more than two syllables, but in the event that you’re still here, all I want, all I ask, is that you sit this one out.
If you’re not going to vote to stop him, then don’t vote at all.
Stay home and brush your tooth.
Let the grownups with still firing synapses handle this one.
I think we can all agree that you’ve done more than enough.
It's a sad commentary on our current state of affairs that this, and the fact that the Rebellion was basically "Space AntiFa," have to be debated.
Reminder, The Galactic Empire were the bad guys. They literally wanted to genocide all other races besides human. The Galactic Empire was explicitly human-supremacist, discriminated against nonhuman species, enslaved entire populations, and committed genocide.
The Empire was intentionally depicted using imagery and institutions associated with historical authoritarian regimes, while the Rebellion brought together humans, aliens, and droids against a government that enforced obedience through fear.
Mr. Poe retweeted
Dear Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump, @TheJusticeDept @dojphofficial @DHSgov
Certification of midterm election results are governed BY STATE LAWS - not federal laws. Election contestments nor legal litigation DO NOT automatically pause certification.
State courts have repeatedly held that certification is a MANDATORY, ministerial duty that MUST PROCEED on the statutory timeline, even when lawsuits, challenges, or claims of irregularities are pending.
Georgia:
Adams v. Fulton County (Fulton County Superior Court, Judge Robert McBurney, October 14, 2024):
“No election superintendent (or member of a board of elections and registration) may refuse to certify or abstain from certifying election results under any circumstance.”
Concerns about fraud or error “are to be noted and shared with the appropriate authorities but they are not a basis for a superintendent to decline to certify.”
“There are no exceptions.”
Arizona:
Cochise County (State court, 2022 midterms):
The court ordered the board of supervisors to certify after it refused, holding that the duty was non-discretionary under state law. Officials ultimately certified.
Virginia:
Waynesboro (Circuit Court, November 4, 2024):
The court granted mandamus and ordered board members to certify, stating that “the personal beliefs of members of a local board of elections cannot derail the electoral process.”
Nevada:
County boards that initially refused or delayed (including Washoe County in 2024) faced lawsuits or pressure from the Secretary of State.
Officials ultimately certified. The Nevada Supreme Court has indicated it has authority to intervene on an expedited basis if refusals recur.
Alaska (2026 midterm Senate race):
A federal district court (Judge Sharon Gleason) dismissed a Department of Justice lawsuit that sought to block certification, finding no basis to halt the process on the grounds alleged. Alaska law itself provides no automatic stay of certification merely bcos an investigation or challenge exists.
IN SHORT:
You can attempt to delay election results, and certification of those results, with your frivolous lawsuits, intimidations, and threats all you want, but State laws DEMAND certification on THEIR timeline according to THEIR laws.
Typical.
🚨BREAKING: The Republican Women’s Caucus Fund has been unmasked as the force behind the fake Texas Transgender Student Union (TTSU). This Wyoming LLC, formed in September, flooded as many as 3 million Texas mailboxes and phones with texts and brochures just as early voting began for the midterms.
Posing as a trans advocacy outfit, the materials—addressed to the children of registered voters—coached minors on seeking gender-affirming care even against parents’ wishes, pursuing emancipation, going out-of-state for hormones or surgery, and finding a “found family.” They copied branding from the real Transgender Education Network of Texas (TENT) and used a near-identical address.
Legal filings named the Republican Women’s Caucus and “John Braun”—the name of a Washington state senator whose campaign treasurer, Paul Kilgore, also handles finances for the RWC Fund and PACs supporting Ken Paxton’s Senate bid against Democrat James Talarico. TTSU’s lawyer is former Paxton assistant AG Chris Hilton.
TENT sued, claiming harassment, threats, and operational harm. Judge Jan Soifer ordered disclosure, rejecting free-speech secrecy claims.
So, a Republican-linked group, with financial ties to Paxton-supporting PACs, mass-produced and distributed materials that impersonated a transgender student resource guide. In other words, the people who routinely accuse the transgender community of “indoctrinating” or targeting children, themselves produced and mailed the very content designed to look like that targeting—so parents would see it and react.
Every Republican accusation is a confession.
Mr. Poe retweeted
"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"
Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but, here we are.
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Trumpers always say they're at war with communism. Then - without any hint of irony, historical literacy, or self-awareness - they'll cheer literal communist policies just because Trump endorses them.
These people are extinction-level stupid.
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He uses the algorithm to boost his own posts and then makes sure to stifle other people's voices (like ours).
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Trump: "I will be a dictator on day one!"
MAGA: "Why can't you take a joke?"
Obama: "The White House looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheese Cake Factory."
MAGA: "Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhh!"
Conservatives: "forcing someone to pay the penalty for something they haven’t done is also wrong."
Also Conservatives: "every Muslim should be deported because of 9/11."
Liberals: “Slavery is wrong! Descendents of slaves deserve reparations for the unpaid labor of their ancestors.”
Conservatives: “Slavery is definitely wrong but forcing someone to pay the penalty for something they haven’t done is also wrong.”
Liberals: “Food, clothing and housing is a human right!”
Conservatives: “If food, clothing and housing is a human right… that means you believe you are entitled to someone’s unpaid labor to produce those things. Does this feel familiar to you?”
Liberals: “You’re a racist.”
Conservatives: “You’re a spaghetti armed communist retard, and that’s why these discussions are always so fruitless.”

























