Invested Professional | Water Advocate | Engineer Extraordinaire | Hopeless Dweeb. Statements/POV are my own.
Arizona
Joined September 2011
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My 3-y/o is currently chanting, "Tacos! Tacos!" in the car driving home and I've never been more sure that M is my child.
The human condition:
"Hark! We shall shed the mantle of the firmament and seek wisdom from the stars!"🚀
Or...
"Some of the firmament is blooming and now I can't breathe and I will be in bed the rest of the day. Please bring medicine." 🤧
@UPS your customer service center sounds like it's in a wind tunnel. After repeatedly telling the agent I couldn't understand them - they couldn't offer service and hung up on me, twice. Called another number, similar issue with your automated service.
In many ways life is an out of control midden heap, unrecyclable garbage piled up in precarious towers of impending doom.
... But the avocado I just split for dinner is perfectly ripe, so I'll focus on that for now. #onebreathatatime
Don't care for the Super Bowl? Take advantage of everyone else being busy to run those errands you hate to run on the weekends...
Grocery shopping and Costco was a breeze! And avocados are super on sale so that folks could make guacamole! #silverlining
#HomeImprovementFacts:
-Make the gesture of using the tool while looking for the tool 🔧
-3 trips to @HomeDepot per project, min 💸
-You will injure yourself within moments of taking off PPE🤕
-You will not find the 10mm socket, buy another 🔩
-You look cooler when grimey 👷♀️
It took awhile and had to cross the border, but glad to send a little @GilbertYourTown love up to Canada!
#waterfriendsarethebestfriends
I have a presentation to give in front of our planning commission but I also overdid triceps at the gym on Monday so hopefully they don't mind me walking in like this...
Probably the nicest thing a reporter will ever say about me. #arrived
I would just take a moment to say @JMJensenPE is way smarter than I am. In fact, smarter than all the versions of me over the years combined.
Job site #safety is a topic that is so near and dear to me. I love what I do, but I love coming home to my family as much or more. Proud to be on this team, and see them put #SafetyFirst.
MT
@Sundt @PCLConstruction @KennedyJenks @ArcadisGlobal @GilbertYourTown
Shout out to these PowerPoint slides I've been avoiding.
My house is spotlessly clean, the carpets freshly shampooed, the fridge is organized, the groceries replenished, and the laundry is finishing up.
Wouldn't have done it without you.
#procrastination
Never ending to-do list getting you down?
Annual deadline giving you stress hives?
Try: Decorating the job trailer with giant spiders!
Follow me for other #timewastingtips for your #construction site!
#spooky #halloween #procrastination #teamgilbert
Got my first white hair coming in, front and center. Very much looking forward to being treated like an actual credentialed, established professional after years of this #badcareeradvice "you just need to earn a few white hairs..."
#arrived
#midcareer
#WomenInSTEM
Being a dog owner means letting them come on car rides. Being a dog lover means planning the route so they get their preferred speeds to hang their head out the window. Wish Sully luck, he's got a big scary vet appt today.
#DogsOnTwitter #RescueDogs
#CityHallSelfie... On an awesome tour. We checked out @CalgonCarbonCCC regen facility in @GilaBend- DYK? To polish #water we will use basically the same activated carbon you'd buy for your refrigerator, pitcher, or tap... Just.. bigger!
@GilbertYourTown @ELGL50 #infrastructure
#Firsttimeforeverything - had to wait to use the women's bathroom on a #ConstructionProject - So cool to have #womeninConstruction making this @GilbertYourTown job site the best project in #Arizona
#WomenInSTEM
#thisiswhatanengineerlookslike
#womenintrades
When I was in college @ASU for #chemicalengineering I nearly accepted a @USNavy nuclear commission which would have at some point given me the title Ensign.
Ensign Jensen.
Now you see why I stayed a civilian.
#alternativelifestory
MT @ASUEngineering