comedian. world touring tiny funny lady. you won’t find me here. come see me live! 🎟️ https://xitter.cf/t.co/YbWdGLtNxZ

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Joined November 2008
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🚨 Shai-Hulud is back. Attackers now publish through legitimate release pipelines. Malicious packages carry valid provenance and still pass signature checks. 400+ packages. Billions of installs.

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Good morning 🌞 Rise & shine 🐶
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you really learn who your friends aren’t when your mom dies
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This Week at Helium | @CrashDummiesPod, Aaron Branch, @JMScomedy, + @ZoltanCOMEDY! Grab tickets now: bit.ly/4h0DIJo
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If you only invoke the Second Amendment after children are murdered in their schools, but defend the government when it claims someone deserved to be executed for being legally armed, then you do not believe in the Second Amendment
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THIS IS A BLATANT LIE: They are gaslighting us again. Under the Second Amendment and MN Stat. 624.714, permit holders may legally carry firearms in public, including during protests. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that public carry is a constitutional right. Carrying a firearm does not legally constitute "inciting
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Greg Bovino is openly threatening free speech. He says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.” That’s intimidation.
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BREAKING: ICE is violating civil rights in Minnesota by racially profiling U.S. citizens, including off duty police officers of color. Brooklyn Park Police Chief Bruley: "It has to stop." Arrest them, Chief.
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DAMN : ICE grabbed a 17yo Target worker at his job, despite him saying he’s a US citizen. After confirming he was, they dumped him in a Walmart lot 8 min away. Bystanders found him sobbing, bleeding: “They slammed me on the ground.”
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Wait so Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan now? "One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis!
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I'm a former defense attorney and currently a civil liberties attorney with no political dog in this fight. I watched the video at least 10 times from different angles and at different speeds and waited to offer an opinion, which I still reserve the right to change if additional information changes the calculus. It is very clear that the officers instigated the confrontation. The woman initially tried to wave them past her. ICE officers have no authority to search a US citizen or arrest her (unless there's probable cause to believe she's harboring undocumented individuals, not a contention here). A woman surrounded by masked, armed men who have no law enforcement authority over her has every right to try to escape. Video shows her steering wheel is turned to the right, clearly an attempt to leave WITHOUT hitting anyone and steer clear of the officer standing towards the front of her car. That officer had time to step to the side, which is where he was when he shot her. Even a real police officer would not have the right to shoot at her for trying to flee. This is well-established in the case law; deadly force may not be used simply to prevent someone from getting away. Given that the ICE officers had no law enforcement authority to begin with, AND the video footage shows she was trying to escape a perceived threat, not to kill anyone, the crime is all the more inexcusable. I'm praying for the victim's family, especially her children. I'm also praying for all the conservatives who are so unprincipled and lost they're excusing this terrible crime, and gloating over a death that will leave three young children motherless, because of the victim's politics.
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Happy Monday! This week at the club ... Wednesday: Open Mic Night (free admission) Thursday: @PaulVirzi in the main room, improv jam in the lounge Friday-Sunday: @Reddsaidit in the main room, @JMScomedy in the lounge
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Hi friends, I’m about two weeks or so out from my finances completely drying up. I’m ready to work. I can produce, write, direct, I’ve even been a production coordinator etc. If you know of or hear anything please send it my way. Things are getting dire. Love you!
Hey look it’s my reel! I’ve worked everything from Netflix to new media. I’m familiar with everything on the production pipeline in front of and behind the camera. Hire me! I’m a fast learner and a hard worker. I’ll be a great part of your team.
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I have a new hour special called, "Hi Y'all!" I released a little while ago on YouTube but for anyone who is too addicted to this app to go elsewhere, here it is:
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.@JMScomedy nearly became the Taylor Swift of amusement parks but Elmo got in the way
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Friday Skankfest highlights/review: -Hardest continuous laughs were @ryanlfoster_ @JMScomedy and Brian Holtzman back to back -best one liner was @TommyJPope on the biggest ass at the Miss Skankfest pageant looked like she just sat on a pile of gravel
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My book is currently $11 on Amazon. Please buy it.
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My special is out now!! Please watch, laugh, like, comment and share!!! If you enjoy it, share it with someone you love who loves to laugh! Thanks for being on this wild ride with me! 🩷🥳 youtu.be/H6rJBXThoXs
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