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Miles McAlpin

@JMilesM

I make dad jokes on Twitter and bootleg action figures on Instagram: @ SirCollectALot.

 Boston
instagram.com/sircollectalot
Joined February 2009
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Orlando Magic
@OrlandoMagicOct 11
we showed the guys their action figures 👀

bid now on these custom, autographed one-of-one Magic figures with all proceeds benefiting Orlando Magic Youth Foundation 🪄

→ Magic.givesmart.com
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I’M DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORS YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE IN PLACES YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF – at Thermopolis, WY
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New shirts just dropped. All sizes, $35 shipped. 🤙
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DUDE Wipes
@DUDEwipesMay 18
Replying to @JMilesM
Hope you’ve found wipes
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“He just quit is corporate job to sell action figures he makes in his basement. Now have his wife tell him she’s pregnant when he walks in the door.”
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Going to invent a new kind of fart tonight.
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Summer outfit sorted.
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I may be crazy, but I am free.
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When she found out I make action figures.
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Doesn’t beat this Lehman Brothers Patagonia Synchilla fleece I found today.
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Ben Tossell (@bentossell) profile pictureBen Tossell
@bentossellMar 26
merch gifts have gone up a level ty @OpenAI
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As difficult as owning your own business can be, it’s the only way to live.
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@neet_solMar 21
“Hey boss can I take PTO”
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Replying to @Jerrythekid21
Jerry I just published my first children’s book, can I send you a copy? amazon.com/Where-Ya-Goin-Row…
Where Ya Goin', Rowan?: A Passport to Imagination

Where Ya Goin', Rowan?: A Passport to Imagination

Where Ya Goin', Rowan?: A Passport to Imagination

amazon.com
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They grow up so fast.
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Just overheard a guy say, “I have to ask my manager’s manager.” Never been more grateful to be my own boss no matter how hard it is sometimes.
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My body is a temple.
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Quitting your corporate job to start your custom action figure business.
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@BellaBaddie__Feb 3
Serious question : what is the cure for depression?
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Something to take the edge off.
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Have you been to a toy store lately?
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Outta pocket things I saw at @GoodwillIntl today.
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My latest piece of fine art.
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