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Father. Husband. Playwright. Social Worker. Juilliard Grad.

New York, NY
Joined December 2020
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Mayor Mamdani 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Marco Rubio’s parents did not have citizenship when he was hatched therefore he has birthright citizenship so when is he being deported? 😆
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"If America hasn't broken your heart, you don't love her enough." ~Cory Booker
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To quote Queens of the Stone Age, "My God is the Sun!"
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Nosferatu is a cautionary tale about what friends you choose to let into your house.
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When I thought that witty line I wrote was a real banger...
Vance: Here's the thing. The cameras are all on; anything I say, no matter how crazy, she has to smile, laugh, and celebrate it.
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Are we watching Baron Zemo choose his new Masters of Evil?!
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Welp! As the late great Dr. Hannibal Lecter once quoted, "You got 'em you eat 'em."
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Trying to keep kalm-ala..😬
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Can't stop thinking about the toddler version of the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl my son and I saw on the playground yesterday. Let's just say the adults were around but no one was stopping the preschool slugfest.
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Then sisters are givin' it back swingin' their little toddler arms, barely connecting. And I'm just waiting for parents to swoop in. I finally spot Nathan's grandma but she's engrossed with his baby sister on a scooter.
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I tried to get through to him "Nathan! You gonna fight the whole park?" But he ended up hitting one of the kids and it was at THIS moment the parents suddenly appeared. Nathan's grandma pulled him away to another part of the park, as my son and I stared on in great disbelief.
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Then what seems like more of Mabel's family, two older boys swoop in, telling Nathan to back up. But Nathan's a lion he keeps swinging at these kids until his baby sister scoots up, swinging her arms like her brother, not knowing what the f$@k's going on.
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Mabel's sister lost it she took Lego Lady and her home and straight up tossed it at Nathan with all the fire she could muster. The home exploding into pieces on the ground. Nathan was done! He started swinging those little toddler arms just feenin' for contact.
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Then turned his eyes onto Lego Lady lying helpless on the ground. He takes his race car and starts pounding on Lego Lady seemingly trying to break it. Both sisters are pushing at him yelling at him to stop.
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