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22 | Pansexual | They/Them | I LOVE CELESTE 🍓 | minors DNI and also get off of twitter forever please | Tiktok: jamieplaines | Casting Call Club: jamieplaines

Mt. Celeste
Joined September 2022
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dubbed this because it was hilarious
You see anon, any time someone makes a character queer just to piss off men, it ultimately undermines the importance of being queer by implying that they are just tools to piss people off and not letting them be actually good representation
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JamiePlaines retweeted
History should treat israel like we treat nazi germany im so serious
Israel has once again bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza. At least six people have died with 20+ others wounded. Dr. Rizk Abu Shaira, who featured in the documentary ‘American Doctor’, was killed in the strike. 📸: Abed Rahim Khatib
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“Tim Sweeney what do we do??? Our company is going to shit (and all of it is YOUR FAULT)!!!” “I NEED MORE MONEY TO PUMP AI INTO MY BLOODSTREAM DROP THE ONE PIECE AND TETO NUKES ALL OF THE DIMWITTED FUCKS WILL COME FLOCKING”
Stepping into the Festival Season spotlight: Kasane Teto! ✨ The next Festival Season and Music Pass starts tomorrow 🎤
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holy shit zap you finally got one
As such they’re equally dogshit
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seeing a resurgence in people complaining about the shouting at the undertale concert and i feel the need to remind everyone that at the start of the concert you are directly encouraged to cheer for your favourite songs & moments by the conductor
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“finally time to stop playing fortnite” the AI and the peanut weren’t enough to stop you before? You can excuse the racist being in the game but the moment a cheap marketing ploy is used thats when the line is crossed?
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never deleting twitter
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Who do you think you are
Replying to @VanityUwU
Lol I love how they dye their hair and say they don't support corporations even though the people that make the dye is a corporation and the onse ring is another one to I love it can't wait to see a trash bag over their Heads when the murdering islom comes into town
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I WENT TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE AFTER THE ELECTIONS TO CELEBRATE AND THE STORE MANAGER HAD SEX WITH ME
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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How to scare johnjane fans:
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It's that time again! Traveling through every November, Reggie and I are back to make sure turkeys are still off the menu! 🦃⏰️ #FreeBirds #JakeIsBack
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No offense but I actually think you’re just dumb as a brick but in kinda of a funny way, i’m not saying you’re a bad person or anything but like genuinely unable to understand basic stuff, kinda like a chimp but worse but again no offense
idk why dessknighters bring up the hint "1225" as if every holiday doesnt represent christmas in some way lmfao
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LEND ME SOME STRENGTH BEARTIC THIS IS A VACUUM WAVE WERE UP AGAINST
Explain H. Avalugg to me. Like not even taking into account the stupid "every Mon could use stab prior to the split" take, explain to me what's compatible about HISUIAN AVALUGG's type and stats. Cuz it sure as hell ain't a joke Pokémon.
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something something vent "art" trend
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Happy birthday Masako Nozawa! 🎉 #MasakoNozawa #野沢雅子 #野沢雅子生誕祭2026
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Also can we talk about how Kris launched a hockey puck at us from UNDER A BED at PERFECT ACCURACY WHILE WE WERE MOVING and AT THAT LEVEL OF SPEED??????
I wanted to headcanon kris as unfit and sucking at sports (as opposite to Noelle) but then I remember how throughout the game they run all the time and can’t forget their beating of the soul by a hockey stick so I just roll back
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Hey Prith, still waiting on you to own up to your bullshit teapawt.net/rerangedmork/status/18…
Bro was gooning and moaning to Goku am crying bruh😭😭
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