@JRAMNOTTHAGOAT

“When I needed you the most you gave me your very best”

 Ohio, USA
Joined October 2019
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GH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau1h
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
BoiltOwl@nealjclark1Oct 27
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Goad Gatsby@GoadGatsby1h
You're laughing. James O'Keefe and Cam Higby dressed like this in a Minnesota voting precint and got charged for unlawful voting and you're laughing.
Ken Bensinger
@kenbensinger1h
BREAKING: James O'Keefe and Cam Higby have just been charged with identity theft and unlawful voting in Minnesota, charges stemming from hidden camera videos they made in August about the state's vouching system for voter registration. w/ @londonoe nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/ja…

Right-Wing Provocateur James O’Keefe Charged in Minnesota Voting Stunt (Gift Article)

He and another content creator, Cam Higby, are accused of breaking the law when they posed as Islamic voters in August.

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Fuck hahahaha
Sohrab Ahmari 🇺🇸
@SohrabAhmariOct 27
"Braden was sexually educated by porn and, insecure about his penis and having never seen Austin Powers, he got earnestly into penis pumps and began diversifying his natural penis-enlargement techniques from the rudimentary weighted shopping bag." unherd.com/2026/10/the-downf…

The downfall of Clavicular

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I find this account so funny because he's constantly talking about how cringe "chungus millennials" are and it's clear that it's friendly fire. Brother, you're posting a tumblr prose post about a kids movie. The call is coming from inside the house.
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@uncledoomerOct 26
part of the reason genZ has such fondness for the prequels is, unencumbered by the pretentious retardation of chungus millenials and gen X, they correctly assess them as flawless kino, but beyond that, they were the last time big budget movies were good
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Ian Hartitz
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Top wide receivers in "Open Rating" which is ESPN's receiver metric meant to help quantify separation. Go Buckeyes!
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They doing the same thing they did with Brady by ignoring the fact they had the best Tight end
MJ Melendez Protector@MJ_Melendezz21h
This is the best WR room Mahomes has ever had and looking back it’s so mid
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The old version of this kind of movie (THE PACIFIER, SUBURBAN COMMANDO, etc) was at least smart enough to understand that the comedy comes from the kids humiliating/getting one over on the military guy but Pratt loves sucking operator cock so much he has to make the chad version
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 27
First trailer for ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill. The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies. Releasing November 20 on Apple TV.
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NEW: Lincoln Riley's QBs rushed for 1,000+ yards two times at Oklahoma. Jayden Maiava has -62 rushing yards in 2026 👀 Wisconsin didn't have to worry about him taking off. Ohio State likely won't either. Story: on3.com/teams/usc-trojans/ne… via @On3USC

Wisconsin Exposed a Few Big Problems With Lincoln Riley's USC Offense

USC’s 24-7 loss to Wisconsin exposed more than problems along the offensive line. Jayden Maiava’s lack of a running threat is giving defenses one less thing to worry about, making Lincoln Riley’s...

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The score for the sixth sense is so good James Newton Howard is special
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Tragic: Boomer producers still think 20 years ago was 1986
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@DiscussingFilm19h
First trailer for ‘ALLEN’. The film follows a man who is reunited with his childhood alien best friend 20 years after they first met. Releasing November 12 on Netflix.
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Ja answered the call tonight 23 pts 69 FG% 4 ast
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Yu@YucciMane10h
Ja Morant started tapping his wrist and those two dudes in the front row left the game lol
Portland Trail Blazers
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WHOLE WEST COAST HEARD THIS ONE
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@FantasyKash14h
Why didn’t the colts simply draft a qb top 10 with their 29 year old franchise QB coming off a 4,600 yard, 40 TD season???
JVCK@IndySportsTalk16h
Quenton Nelson went 6th overall in the 2018 draft. The very next pick? Josh Allen.
The Real 17

ALT The Real 17

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People desperately want you to believe that the prequels are one of our great cinematic masterworks that are like a Greek tragedy somehow and then you watch them and AT LEAST 40% of the time they are visually indistinguishable from this
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@uncledoomerOct 26
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Yeah just because he reused some shot reverse shot dialogue doesn’t mean it was Citizen Kane dawg
doomer
@uncledoomerOct 26
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Wow this is a cool edit man go sit through these movies right now I’ll give you 5 dollars
doomer
@uncledoomerOct 26
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Idc if they’re up 3-1 that’s gonna sting lol
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Seeing the Brewers exercise all their post season demons in one run
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