Freelance writer. Melbourne Demons fan. Sarcastic at @haughtfeelings. Less so at @The_Ink_Bureau
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 29 May 2009 (via @twi_age).
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The persistence of Ticketek, with its pitiful service and outrageous "service" fees, combined with asking North Melbourne AFLW fans to pay men's finals ticket prices to get into the footy screams "THE BOSS OF THE GAME REGULARLY WEARS JODHPURS!"
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Was this the real version or the reenacted Judge Judy-esque version?
Everyone seems to be playing it really big.
The incredible moment where Alex Jones is informed that his own lawyer accidentally sent a digital copy of his entire phone to the Sandy Hook parents' lawyer, thereby proving that he perjured himself.
h/t @Acyn
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I find it amazing that Collingwood gets to choose whether a team wears a jumper that has a passing resemblance to their own, wholly inferior one.
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Every time I read about the Adelaide camp it seems more idiotic.
It's reality TV-style "psychological improvement" but taken so far even the least ethical TV producer would baulk at most of it.
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Original Simpsons script: "Malignant spirochetes, most likely from Andromeda, infect your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain."
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It's Eric "Whitfield" Trump.
BREAKING: President Trump announces that ERIC has his support in Missouri's Senate primary without specifying if it's for @EricGreitens or @Eric_Schmitt.
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The Jonnie Notions System retweeted
Mum can we get some @ethanmeldrum_ content?
Mum: We have @ethanmeldrum_ content at home
The @ethanmeldrum_ content at home:
