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Pro Sleeper. Semi-Pro human. I don’t tweet. Still a Wizards fan...don't even ask me how.

Joined May 2009
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oh my god please look at this thread holy fuck
dont even fucking test me
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Nice to see everything going up on track with inflation…but pay checks, of course.
Replying to @clbradfish
1. Tax brackets Every bracket moved up about 3.2% (on track with inflation) Single: - 24% starts at $109,125 - 32% starts at $208,325 - 35% starts at $264,550 Married: - 24% starts at $218,250 - 32% starts at $416,650 - 35% starts at $529,100 Remember these amounts are for taxable income (aka after your deductions) It also means if your raise was around 3%, you probably didn't move into a higher bracket
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Me every single time i see a complete stranger on this internet beat cancer
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Hold on now
Best 3PT Defensive FG% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 25 3PT DFGA): 1. Alperen Sengun — 13.8% 2. Trevon Brazile — 14.3% 3. Jamal Murray — 16.0% 4. Bub Carrington — 19.2% 5. Jaylen Brown — 20.0% 6. Anthony Davis — 21.3% 7. Paul George — 22.6% 8. Amen Thompson — 23.1% 8. Ryan Kalkbrenner — 23.1% 10. Jaylen Wells — 24.1%
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Cosplaying Naruto one day. Winning a House seat the next.
Rasengay 🗣️
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Love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Narcisse, by Laurent de La Hyre, mid-17th century, 📸 by Ezra Shaw
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hey man, that song they were playing in the background was outta pocket as hell 😭
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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See how she almost believed his lie even when she knew better… 🤣
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🚨 PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SHUT DOWN AFTER 64 STUDENTS AND STAFF REPORT ILLNESS — CAUSE STILL UNKNOWN CAMP SPRINGS, MD — Princeton Elementary School has closed through Friday, October 30, after 48 students and 16 staff members reported respiratory and gastrointestinal symptoms. Prince George’s County Public Schools consulted county health officials before announcing the closure Tuesday evening. The decision allows additional sanitation and time for the outbreak to subside. ▪️ 48 STUDENTS SICK: School officials reported nearly five dozen illnesses across the building, including 48 children and 16 employees. ▪️ MULTIPLE SYMPTOMS: Those affected experienced flu-like or gastroenteritis-like symptoms, potentially including fever, respiratory problems, vomiting and diarrhea. ▪️ CAUSE UNIDENTIFIED: Health officials have not determined which virus or viruses are responsible. There is no confirmed evidence that every illness resulted from the same pathogen. ▪️ SCHOOL CLOSED THROUGH FRIDAY: Princeton Elementary will remain closed October 28–30 while crews conduct extensive cleaning and sanitization. ▪️ FLU ACTIVITY RISING: Maryland’s influenza test positivity rate has more than doubled compared with the same period last year, although statewide flu activity remains relatively low. ▪️ PARENTS ADVISED: Families are being urged to keep symptomatic children home, practice frequent handwashing and monitor district communications for reopening information. The closure demonstrates how quickly an infectious illness can disrupt an elementary school, affecting not only student health but also working parents who must arrange unexpected childcare. The immediate questions are what caused the outbreak, whether additional cases are emerging, and what criteria health officials will use to determine when the school is safe to reopen. Will the district release updated illness counts and laboratory findings before students return?
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Lmaooooooooo
Traveling back in time to interview republicans.
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Nicole Williams is a Detroit native, and owner of Studio Paffion Salon
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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The real reason why the Miami Heat is losing
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left a first date before we even got inside DAMN 😭😭 lil bro still offered to buy me dinner IM DEAD 😭😭😭
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About 70% of the men said their letting go of their wives btw.
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WTF
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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My boyfriend caught me cheating several months ago. He has forgiven me now, so during some pillow talk recently I told him that under different circumstances, him and that guy would have made really good friends. Now he is mad at me and ignoring me, what do I do?
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BREAKING 🚨 The Federal Government just declared a POWER GRID EMERGENCY across 13 states + D.C... Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia... and Washington D.C. The Department of Energy just issued an emergency order to PJM, the grid that powers 65 MILLION people... running Oct 13 through Oct 16. Continued HOT temperatures are straining the grid... so power plants are now allowed to run PAST their pollution limits just to keep the lights on... And as a LAST RESORT before rolling blackouts... PJM can force data centers and other big power users off the grid and onto their backup generators. The grid could have as little as ~900 MW of cushion left... This is NOT normal.
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The DOE order follows PJM's request for flexibility amid forecasted tight conditions from warm fall weather plus ~62,000 MW planned maintenance outages; PJM states its alerts require no customer action. energy.gov/ceser/federal-… insidelines.pjm.com/pjm-extends-ca… energy.gov/ceser/2026-doe…
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We both are
DIGGER. Yeah, I completely get why this is a masterpiece. Incredibly funny, and maybe the angriest film. "Done With Everyone's Bullshit: The Movie". If i said what this film is telling us to do I'd end up on a list.
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Shit still sound fresh.
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