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Dorito dust connoisseur. I have the Grey Poupon you're looking for

Joined June 2010
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Luka Garza had 8 points, a rebound and a steal - 3/3 from the field and 2/2 from 3 He only played 4 minutes the whole game What the fuck are we doing here, Joe?
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#Bears DB Kyler Gordon is now tied for the team-lead with 4 sacks. He has played 21 total snaps.
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Don't let Obama buy the election by handing out unlimited free money to states.
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since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms no checks have been issued
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
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If this was ownership mandate: Sell the team If this was Brad losing faith in Jaylen: Fire him If this was Jaylen demanding a trade: Fire Brad anyway because this is not the answer If there's some other reason, help me understand
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Jesus fucking Christ
Boston Celtics after trading Jaylen Brown for Paul George and two first-round picks. Salary cap situation relatively unchanged. George also has a trade bonus that increases his $54.1 million salary to $57.7 million max. They have a surplus of 8 first-round picks and 7 seconds.
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4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan: 1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese 2. Be a Temu parachute tester 3 Stick my D&@k In a blender 4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella Yall are some Losers
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This is slow and unwatchable Would the Jazz even get a game off these Spurs? That OKC depth & pressure would eat up the Bulls
First 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals Basketball used to be so pure 🔥
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if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia 😭
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Notice how MJ is not here..
Most playoff wins without an All-NBA teammate.
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using LeBron’s finals record in the debates has always been hilarious when pictures like this exist
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If this is real and I think it is this is the most idiotic promo I’ve ever seen in sports. I like Raven Johnson. But to not put Caitlin Clark on every graphic for every Fever game is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Like would you ever promote a Lakers game without LeBron? Spurs without Wemby? OKC without SGA? It’s so intentional I can’t wrap my brain around it. How can this league be so god damn stupid? #caitlin
Do not disturb, the W is on today 😏 The @LVAces visit the @AtlantaDream for a must-watch matchup at 1:30pm/ET on NBC and Peacock. Then, the @seattlestorm face-off against the @IndianaFever at 6pm/ET on NBCSN and Peacock.
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LOL who made this?
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Clyde retweeted
Mavericks got more for Luka Doncic than Trump got from Iran.
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Clyde retweeted
Just back to Twitter, Nebraska still a joke😂😂 Go Hawks!
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I knew
Luka Garza is the stretch big no one knew existed before this season. He's now shooting exactly 50% from 3-point range this season.
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If youre a Hoosiers Bears fan you probably are about 50% genuinely concerned that youre dead and none of this is real
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This play right here had me truly believing Iowa beat Indiana. Awesome season for Iowa while also being a big “what if.”
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Initial NBA All-Star returns are in and... it's still a popularity contest. I made one NBA All-Star game in my career. Could I have made a few more? Maybe. Do I have regrets? Zero. But watching All-Star voting open up and seeing the NFL Pro Bowl rosters announced, I'm reminded: recognition lags reality. My take? These votes are based on name recognition, which comes from past performance, social media presence, and off-field narratives. Not necessarily who's having the best season right now. Every year, guys who absolutely deserve it get left off because someone with six All-Star appearances is getting voted in for their seventh even when they probably shouldn't. ESPN always runs a sorta snub list. It's usually young players in small markets or guys having career years who just don't have the brand yet. Look... It doesn't really matter outside of the contract incentives because your peers know what you did. But you'd still like to see people get acknowledged for what they're doing now, not just what they did three years ago. Same thing happens in, yup, business. The VP who's been chilling for five years gets the board seat over the director who's been crushing it for two. The founder with a Zero to One exit gets the meeting over the first-timer with the better idea. The big name gets the keynote over the person doing the most innovative work right now. Past success matters. Brand matters. Relationships matter. But we often forget to actually look at current performance when legacy is sitting right there. I've been the young guy getting overlooked. I've also been the established guy getting the benefit of the doubt. The system rewards momentum and legacy, which makes some sense. But it also means a lot of deserving people have to wait their turn even when they've already earned it. So... who are the All-Stars in your world that aren't getting the recognition they deserve yet? Who are your Ernest Jones and Deni Avdijas and Josh Giddeys and Kobie Turners? Drop their name in the comments. Let's give them some flowers while they're still in the game.
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That Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary attempt traveled 69.8 yards in the air, per @NextGenStats. that would be the furthest an NFL QB has thrown a pass since at least 2017.
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