@JSalmonComedy

Album Release August 23rd

 New York, USA
Jason-Salmon.com
Joined October 2011
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As a comic, I’m impressed with how he handles hecklers
James Talarico
@jamestalaricoOct 22
There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
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Shocking that an old man named Kid wearing an Alabama cap, would be confused how Michiganders might feel
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 11
BREAKING: Kid Rock says Abdul El-Sayed is "a wolf in sheep's clothing" and Michigan's Senate race is about your kids. Kid Rock was born in Dearborn, and he says he doesn't want his grandkids fighting a civil war over a religious ideology. He asks voters: do you want your children under teachers unions and taught gender identity, or taught the basics and about the men and women who fought and died for this country? He says Democrats never used to scare him, because big government versus small government is just a disagreement. Now he looks around and thinks these people hate our country. He hopes Democrats with TDS will at least stay home rather than vote to destroy it. On President Trump as a friend: "I could not have a better friend." He says Trump called to check in while his father was passing away. Michigan, vote Mike Rogers.
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Best tribute of the day
Jay Jurden@JayJurdenAug 26
Rest in peace to Tim Curry, who somehow made it into our Christmas photo a few years ago
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Jay Jurden@JayJurdenAug 26
Rest in peace to Tim Curry, who somehow made it into our Christmas photo a few years ago
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Carlos Whittaker@loswhitAug 26
Loved by everybody is not the same thing as agreed with by everybody. Dolly knew the difference. I’m not sure the rest of us do anymore. So I went to the mural in East Nashville last night. Somebody had already left flowers. Somebody had already lit a candle in a jar. I stood there a long time trying to figure out how one woman got a country this angry to agree on her. I think I know now. I explain it in the video… Her family asked for books instead of flowers. tr.ee/Vw6xCk18iw
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Even his haters gotta admit This is a phenomenal NYC speech
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJun 18
here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort
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As a Texan, I feel like more US news outlets should be focusing on this dude’s issues
Wajahat Ali
@WajahatAliJun 10
Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. texastribune.org/2026/05/19/…

Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case

Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.

texastribune.org
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Regardless of your take on Graham Platner’s allegations and/or accuser It might also be worth consideration If the accusations were way worse & he was a Republican judge …Susan Collins would 100% vote him onto the Supreme Court
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Thanks for coming out!
Whitney Masterson-Moyes@whitney4texasMay 8
7th Generation Texan here, my first Tejas ancestors were indeed Mexican citizens. Thank you for the great show, @jsalmoncomedy #texasdemocrats
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Next Thursday!
LoLSanAntonio.com@SanAntonioLOLApr 29
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@JSalmonComedy is LIVE in #SanAntonio Thursday May 7th! Get your tickets with the link in our bio before he sells out, follow him and never miss this Texas legend live!
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Replying to @JSalmonComedy
@JSalmonComedy is LIVE in #SanAntonio Thursday May 7th! Get your tickets with the link in our bio before he sells out, follow him and never miss this Texas legend live!
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Fun time on a fun show
SnydeRadio
@SnydeRadioMar 12
NEW on @SnydeReport #SnydeRadio: Comedian @JSalmonComedy insists he’s “not really a political guy,” which apparently means he just opens the show with some politics before reminding everyone he’s really just documenting humanity. Whether you agree with him or not, the goal is simple: laugh a little, smile a lot, and leave wondering how a guy who’s “not political” ended up sounding suspiciously like a political comedian.
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These two images are the party affiliations of elected officials who were guests on Fox News vs. PBS. In some cases I included lawmakers who were interviewed by a Fox News correspondent too. No kidding this is what they look like. PBS was almost perfectly 50/50.
Pie chart that shows Fox News 98% of the elected officials on Fox News were Republicans and only 2% were Democrats.

ALT Pie chart that shows Fox News 98% of the elected officials on Fox News were Republicans and only 2% were Democrats.

A pie chart that shows on PBS 48% of the elected officials were Republicans and 50.7% were Democrats. 1.3% did not declare a party. In this case they were both mayors. A lot of politicians in smaller communities do align with either major political party.

ALT A pie chart that shows on PBS 48% of the elected officials were Republicans and 50.7% were Democrats. 1.3% did not declare a party. In this case they were both mayors. A lot of politicians in smaller communities do align with either major political party.

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If you’re more Texan than me. @JSalmonComedy Tonight at 9pm see Jason Salmon Headline The Main Room! Low Ticket Warning. Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #jasonsalmon
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Another Weird Week Never Forget Edition
Ellycit@Ellycit12 Sep 2025
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@jsalmoncomedy always putting the week’s events into perspective. If only some other people could see what the rest of us see.
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Another Weird Week Maxwell House Edition
Ellycit@Ellycit1 Aug 2025
Friday, August 1, 2025 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 to @JSalmonComedy for telling it like it is…
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Another Weird Week Weird Explanation Edition
Ellycit@Ellycit18 Jul 2025
Another weird week by @JSalmonComedy Friday, July 18, 2025
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Fun time on this one today - I think we fixed everything
SiriusXMProg.bsky.social@SiriusXMProg11 Jul 2025
The @DeanObeidallah Show is live! Joingin him today is @GoAngelo of @mmfa and @KatiePhang! Then, What Just Happened?! with @lizzwinstead @jsalmoncomedy, & Carole Montgomery And, your 2 Minutes Of Fame! ☎️: 866-997-4748 🔊: SiriusXM.us/Dean
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Another Weird Week - Timing Edition
Ellycit@Ellycit11 Jul 2025
Friday, July 11, 2025 Another weird week summed up by the funny and accurate @JSalmonComedy
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Another Weird Week July 4th Edition
Ellycit@Ellycit4 Jul 2025
Unhappy fourth of July! @JSalmonComedy
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