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Hey Brewers fans, I have a parting gift from my time in MKE. A Brewers themed glove I’d love to give to a new home this holiday season! Navy blue glove, yellow laces, and state motto stitched on the glove. RT for a chance to win! I’ll DM the winner 12/23. Good luck and cheers 🍻
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The lightning have single handedly taken this months rent from me. When uncle whit gets a call to pay my rent this month, we point the finger at them. This isn’t on me.
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How many points did the cowboys score? teapawt.net/BleacherReport/status/…
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Going all in on Joey Chesnut the hot dog suck monster. Going $1,000 on over 70.5 hot dogs. This guy is going to muck 85 dirty dogs. He’s the champion and nobody can argue that. One of the most consistent athletes in modern day sports history. The boys are buzzin lets go chesnut!!
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Ottawa. You’re getting a guy who was born in a refrigerator factory. A pure bred dual door stainless steel refrigerator that’s only gonna get bigger and faster. Scouts have rivers of drool flowing out of their mouth and down their tommy bahama shirts when they see this kid play.
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Ovechkin is gonna eat an entire pack of Marlboros out of an ass crack tonight I can’t fathom how excited he is. If your first name is strip and your last name is per, find this man and the caps because it’s gonna be a dollar bill popov party somewhere on that strip. Goosebumps
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Early night tonight. Fortnite in the AM and then immediately turning my brain into a packet of soy sauce for the rest of the weekend. Bobby flay is on TV. This douche train invites people on his own show to cook against him, but he wins every single time. Fuck this guy. Goodnight
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Volleyball is another one of the sports...I try & tell folks that the CIS is much better than you think. Maybe folks will start listening.
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Going to immigrations office first thing in the morning to get my citizenship application so I can vote in 2020 #kanye2020 #weareallbro