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SAFC, Upside Down Sausages

North East, England
Joined September 2014
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How can a fucking sausage be upside down
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Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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the fear mongering towards muslims and islam is hilarious to me because the only people who are trying to shove religion down our throats are mormons and christians
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โ€œYouโ€™re a dad now. You wonโ€™t have time to play GTA VI.โ€ Me:
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Sorry but has to be done have you seen it #XbiteSweepstakes
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We are never seeing GTA 6
JUST IN: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Tucker Carlson says US President Donald Trump may be days away from launching a nuclear strike on Iran under pressure from Israeli PM Netanyahu.
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Very sad state of affairs this country if you canโ€™t raise some money for charity without getting ridiculed for it , Jesus Christ
'Is that a really good use of his time?' 'Raising money for a cancer charity?' The Green Party's @floschechter brands Andy Burnham going on Gogglebox as 'ridiculous'.
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Pathetic the replies to this
Black History Month. We stand together in celebrating black history, culture and identity ๐Ÿ–ค
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They want to leave the ECHR because it will allow them to abolish the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, and paid holiday and sick leave. It would make them tens of billions a year. But of course they say immigration, because they can't tell you the real reason. #BBCBreakfast
Farage: "We are not sovereign until we leave the ECHR." The only European countries outside the ECHR are Russia and Belarus. For the UK to quit the ECHR would be to hand a huge victory to Putin in his war against human rights and international law. Farage continues his treasonous collaboration in Putin's war against democracy, freedom, and human rights. He is a traitor, and that is the biggest issue by far in today's British politics.
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The turkeys voted for Christmas
โ€œAbsolutely disgusting.โ€ Parents reacted with boos and jeers after a Reform-run council in South Tyneside voted to close 10 nurseries. The publicly owned South Tyneside Accredited Network for Learning in the Early Years (Stanley) provides affordable, quality childcare and employs over 100 people. Working parents will now only have the option to use private nursery providers of variable price and quality, Mark Wilson of the GMB union told the BBC in June.
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How doth thou claim a sausage be upside down, thou witless little knave?
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
Seeing as itโ€™s here for a bit, what scene from daily British Life needs to be added to the end of the Bayeux Tapestry?
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How many times can someone lie *World Record Attempt*
Level 2 and 3 plumbing courses are FREE for illegal migrants while young Britons pay thousands. You get more for breaking into this country than for being born in it. It's a disgrace. Reform will ban migrants from handouts and incentivise employers to hire our own people.
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The greatest there is and ever will be
Nicked it off Tiktok but this is mint. Absolutely class
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do it for them #SAFC
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Susanna Reid: "what does anyone expect in return for ยฃ72m?" Kevin Maguire: ".. funnily enough Reform doesn't have anybody to speak on social care.. but it has a very detailed policy on crypto currency.. & it would coincidentally make these billionaires even more money" #GMB
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Forced a move out btw ๐Ÿคฃ
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Whoโ€™d have thought
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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All of a sudden the boat crossings will get more frequent
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Andy Burnham will officially announce a trade ban on Israeli settlements in the West Bank tomorrow
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so how did the masked "men" in black know that the boat would arrive in Portsmouth and get to Portsmouth in time to "protest" when it was the first time a boat landed in Portsmouth
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Can instantly see the demographic that votes for them once the camera pans to the crowd
Half that room thinks His Majesty is at the apex of some grand, global eco-socialist WEF conspiracy by the way
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SAFC bound
๐Ÿšจ ๐— ๐—”๐—๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: There is a PROBLEM between Ousmane Dembรฉlรฉ and PSG. This week of rest looks more like a serious PUNISHMENT. The fact that PSG released an official statement specifically announcing that he will only return to training on Monday shows that this is NOT simply about rest. Against Aston Villa, Dembรฉlรฉ wanted to start and had even prepared specifically during his holidays to be ready. This could be the first real tension between Luis Enrique and Dembรฉlรฉ. A departure is NOT RULED OUT! โ€” @AfterRMC
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