
Because nobody trusts a skinny baker.™ Marketing professional by day. Baker by night. @CleGuardians fan all day long.
NW Suburbs of Chicago
Joined January 2011
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Y’all! He’s back! 🙌🏼
Hello again.
We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.
The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.
I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.
I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.
I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.
I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.
A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.
This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.
And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Thanks for reading.
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This is how we do the news now, @CNN? You’re using Kalshi odds for news reporting? 👀 #nonpartisanTweet
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This is why we can’t have nice things. Why are y’all so toxic, 𝕏? #FreddyLA7
🚨BREAKING: Freddy has deactivated his 𝕏 account and released the statement below
We’ll never forget you Freddy (even though you wouldn’t come to my house for spaghetti)
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End of Elgin Ohare & Lake in Hanover Park around 8:03 pm @ABC7Chicago @nbcchicago
Jonathan retweeted
A group of unlucky drivers in Miami, Florida pulled up behind a row of parked cars expecting them to move.
Kyle James Converse, who filmed this video, said he watched the line form from when the first car stopped behind a series of parked vehicles.
“…and if you’ve ever collapsed and degassed, you know what a troubling experience that can be.” 😂 #bread youtu.be/i3sP2jwG9jc?si=RuQh…
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