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Jordan Tyler Haynes 🍳

@JTMFHaynes

THREE POINTS OF CONTACT new album streaming now.

 Texas, USA
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Joined August 2011
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Room 31. Available everywhere.
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiJun 2
Oh shut the fuck up
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@yoxicsJun 1
MrBeast reveals he has less than $1,000,000 to his name despite being a Billionaire on paper "I have negative money right now, I'm borrowing money that's how little money I have. Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me in their bank account"
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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chloe@yandhiisntreal9 Feb 2025
he's so racist he doesn't even support mixed animals
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVance9 Feb 2025
Puppy bowl just showed a chihuahua-German shepherd mix and, uh, I’ve got questions.
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Samuel L. Jackson
@SamuelLJackson10 Feb 2025
Been called Uncle a bunch these days, today I’m performing as an or THE Uncle!!! #superbowlLIX
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Matt Binder
@MattBinder10 Feb 2025
guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise
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@TedNugent10 Feb 2025
hey Kendrick Lamar you suck!
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Robb Rockham@bigtimerobb10 Feb 2025
White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.
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Buffalo Nickel in Midland tonight, and @HotelTurkeyTx Saturday and Sunday. In for a good weekend.
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JTHxTKC Brownwood, TX. 7/12
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Tyler Childers@TTChilders25 Jun 2024
Song While You’re Away” coming Friday 6.28 🌪 ffm.link/songwhileyoureaway
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Lake Dayz. 6/28 in Clyde, TX
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We’re doin the thang
McKenna Kasowski (@mckennakasowski) profile pictureMcKenna Kasowski@mckennakasowski29 May 2024
Just added! Denver, CO Friday!
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Louis Virtel@louisvirtel29 Mar 2024
Jolene apparently knows Dolly Parton *and* Beyonce so I can only assume the “flaming locks of auburn hair” belong to known hussy Willie Nelson.
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Good vibes will only slow me down. Save your prayers for the weary
McKenna Kasowski (@mckennakasowski) profile pictureMcKenna Kasowski@mckennakasowski1 Feb 2024
Just heard power tools and a v loud expletive coming from the bathroom. Pls send good vibes to @JTMFHaynes #oldhouseprobs
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The “Room 31” lyric video is live! youtu.be/rPubRofWAXk?si=Mlhm…
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There’s some room in my refrigerator, if anybody needs to warm up
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Jordan Tyler Haynes and the Good Ole Blues Brothers Boys Band
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Della Rose
@dellarosemusic23 Dec 2023
We released an album! Thank you to everyone who made it possible! @timlightyear @tunesbyto @BooneDugan @RyanWri91508456 @HaydnBartlow8 @DrewHarakal @dwelshmusic @scarlettdeering @Leoncarlo_Music @tomsless @DanShike @Neonjackrabbit @Calamityrain 📸: @PaxtonWaitman11
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