Johnson Von Trapp

Samantha Armytage leaving Sunrise to start a Fish & Chip shop business in Ipswich.

Have they arrested that absolute fuckwit who kicked the shop bloke in the back in Nice yet? #Nice #France

Marnus. Good grief. #SAvAUS #Cricker #BaggyGreen

I think Ted Cruz is now aware of how Texans will vote.

Both Manchester teams not in the Premier League next season. Looking forward to it. #PremierLeague #Football @premierleague

Oh, wow, the CEO of Apple was in the Ferrari garage in Austin! Who gives a shit. #AustinGP #Formula1 #F1

Barack Obama taking the piss out of the Orange moron and his band of idiots today was pretty fucken good.

TOTTENHAM AWAY OLE OLE!!!!! #CHETOT #PremierLeague 2-0!! #COYS

I think the myth that Manchester Utd are some sort of powerhouse club can be quashed. They are a middle of the road club at best.

If the Prime Minister of Australia for example was building golf courses on the side and making billions on the crypto market, they would’ve been given the arse pretty quickly and probably have multiple charges of corruption laid against him/her.

Have @HellyHansen denounced the neo Nazi idiots in Australia who use their clothing as uniform?

You’d think Grant Thomas didn’t sign any shithouse players at St Kilda. 🙄

I couldn’t give a rats arse if people donor don’t sing the national anthem. Sing if you like, don’t sing it if you don’t want to. Only in a dictatorship are people made to sing any of these songs. #Australia isn’t a dictatorship, yet.

Paris FC v Rennes. What a fucking epic match!! #Ligue1 @ParisFC @staderennais 4-3

There have been 52 school & college shootings in 2026. Yet Mike Lawler hooded to demonise those seeking a better life because of ONE incident. AND he has played their family like violin. It’s lower than whale shit. #WestchesterCounty #NewYork

Double wristies in a helicopter now. This bloke has no shame.

These people doing these Mike Lawler commercials are an absolute disgrace. Peddling xenophobia is the lowest of the low. #Westchester #NewYork

Still relevant over 40 years later. youtu.be/SAFv2NEE-_c?is=CNHX…

What a snorefest that was. #SingaporeGP #Formula1