Analytical Chemist, Food Technologist, Computer Based Management , Musician, Husband and Father, into cars, Ex-Nissan Man, not quite as tall as Usain Bolt :)
Kingston Jamaica
Joined March 2012
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James Kerr retweeted
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.
Thanksgiving Service for the Life of Hyacinth Angelia Kerr (nee Clarke) youtube.com/live/JAf1JHxRsvE… via @YouTube
A Classical Musician’s First Listen, Reaction, and Study of Queen, Love ... youtu.be/ExonBCvwDy4 via @YouTube
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NEW: Open source Audio-to-MIDI convertor! engineering.atspotify.com/20…
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After more than two decades, the official wizard of Christchurch, New Zealand, has lost his job. He was believed to be the world's only wizard on a government payroll, paid $10,000 annually by the city for "acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services." nyti.ms/3FWr3p8
James Kerr retweeted
an instance of the color assimilation grid illusion
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Shout out to all the legislators going out on dinner dates with Exxon lobbyists so they can say a Green New Deal is too expensive 👍🏽
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Andrea Ewart’s newly released eBook Practical Tips For Global Traders collects in one handy volume DevelopTradeLaw blog posts that remain most pertinent to our readers in 2021. Get your complimentary copy now at buff.ly/2RRKvzf
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"The ground just moves with mice"
After drought, fires and floods, rural farms in Australia are now battling a devastating mouse plague
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James Kerr retweeted
What the actual f--k? This 13 year old was stopped from buying cigarettes, beer, magazines and lotto tickets BUT NOT STOPPED FROM BUYING A F--KING GUN!!! DON'T TELL ME WE DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
