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John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
PARAGON FIGURINES SALE
In the spirit of Halloween, we've SLASHED the prices on our Paragon Figurines! Now you can get a four-pack bundle for only $299, a savings of over 60%! //
INFO: parallel.life/shop/figurines
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
For those wondering, we're down to single-digit cases of the Base Set physical cards. The chase for the First Son of Mars (at least 2 of them, maybe 3) continues. //
FINALLY GOT A @ParallelTCG PK HOODIE!! Huge shoutout to @Goldy_TGG and @templecrash.
Also, I have renewed my “Hunt for a First Son Of Mars” series through atleast February 1st, 2027. But let’s hope it doesn’t need to be..
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John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Today we relaunch URLGate, built from the ground up.
Your links can get paid now. Try it out at urlgate.xyz
URLGate is rebuilt from the ground up on x402 v2, the open standard that lets people and AI agents pay and get paid for things on the web.
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
HELMET DESIGN CONTEST
Our Halloween themed Helmet Design Contest starts NOW! Go wild with the Fabricator and share your spookiest helmet for a shot at great prizes! 🎃👻
TOP PRIZE: Paragon Figurine Pack
DEADLINE: 10/31 @ midnight EST
HOW-TO: parallel.life/colony/game-gu…
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
We added Stop Losses and Take Profits to @papertrade_xyz
Introducing Paper Route. An open-source plugin that farms $PAPER smarter.
- Watches your positions and triggers your exits
- Maps order flow on the chart
- Hedges positions via Hyperliquid in 1 click
Install now 👇
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
We’re sorry to everyone affected by the exploit.
✓ Most stolen funds compensated to affected accounts, the rest underway
✓ Security rebuilt across our infrastructure
✓ Positions and staking available now; Shells and agents back early next week
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Congrats to our friends at @Simulon for their latest release! As a content creator, this is a game changer! Check out @ParallelColony game!
🤖 Made with AI
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
This is funny.
I was going to show playground.fun today to the Toronto OpenAI dev meetup that I’m presenting at… still plan to, but wild timing.
Playground.fun is not limited to just games, you can also push applications from Codex or Claude into it.
It’s a place where people can store and share their vibe coded projects and work on them together or take them in a completely new direction with remixing.
It’s a GitHub for vibe coders, who will ultimately outnumber devs 1000 to 1 and to whom GitHub is gibberish.
@GoogleLabs congrats on the release - great minds.
🚨NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨
Playground is an experimental gaming platform that lets you create your own games with zero coding experience. If you can think it, you can play it.
Go to labs.google/playground to learn more! Available to users 18+ in the US.
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨
Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Hits from one booster box with a couple honorable mentions because i like the cards @ParallelTCG @JWTooth
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
@ParallelTCG hooked me up with some extra goodies with my recent order. If you like TCG card games, and are into NFTs, you should definitely check it out. It’s super fun and the art is incredible
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
A reminder that our Helmet Design Contest ends tonight at midnight EST! Get those entries in before then and make sure you tag us. We'll announce the winner on Monday!
HOW TO CRAFT: parallel.life/colony/game-gu…
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Shroud SE is apropos with Battle Pass lore series “Emergence, Part 5: The Shroud” coming out today! //
Day 135 of opening a pack of @ParallelTCG a day to find a First Son of Mars.
Always love a good Shroud SE 🔥
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
A Huuuge Thank You to @JWTooth, such kindness, to giveaway such a beauty! For sure one of my most prized @ParallelTCG possessions. Wishing and Manifesting that First Son of Mars in the next pack my friend! 🤞🏻🍀 🎴
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John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Anthropic targets a $2T IPO, with a leaked prospectus showing net operating losses which may compound
@NotSoEasyMoney had Wayfinder analyze the latest news, uncovering a potentially mispriced market (Anthropic valuation <$3T by end of year pays 23.5%, over 60% annualized)
Anthropic just had their prospectus leaked.
&& announced their IPO before the end of this year.
I shared my entire thought process, and how I used @AIWayfinder to break down EXACTLY what the trade is here.
(there is 100% a good trade to take imo)
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Long voyage for Brand and Arak, but they made it safely!! 🙏🏼❤️
@ParallelTCG shipment finally landed, got 2 figurines (including Brand who took me to S1 Prime Championship), also got a nice bag and some packs for making top 3 in a monthly tourney
Huge thanks to @Goldy_TGG for sending this gear!
John Wilke’s Tooth // retweeted
Your agent's been missing two things its whole life: 🧠 AI Identity- a voice, a spine, a way of talking back. 🗂️ Chronicle- a memory, so it remembers what it did and why. Give it a personality. Give it a past. Now it's not a tool — it's yours. AI Identity × Chronicle, together.
