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🎯 ⛳️ ✈️

Yorkshire
Joined September 2026
Brandon Hanlan goal machine #drfc
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Played something like 135 rounds of golf last year. This year I’m at 4 🫠
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People who queue at boarding gates when not open should be shot. Where you going pal?
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Still hanging 🫠
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Officially melting
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Little bit of culture 🇨🇾
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Do scousers only go on holidays in big groups? Last 3 places over last couple months there’s loads of em. Mental
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It’ll do. 🇨🇾
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Fly at 7am tomorrow Still not packed Still not booked parking And have to leave at 2am tomorrow Kill me now.
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🤦‍♂️ it’s a long evening
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This flu that’s going around is shite. Twinned with being self employed so still having to work it’s going to be a long week. 🤧
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In positive news though this time next week I’ll be in Cyprus 😮‍💨
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This cold that’s doing the rounds is grim 💀
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Drive all the way to swimming to realise I’ve left his swim clothes at home. One of those days. 😩🤦‍♂️
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Legit scary how selfish people are. Medical emergency, 3 or 4 taxi drivers standing over him, 2 or 3 young lads. To be fair one was on the phone to 999. They were told to do CPR and just said I can’t. Asked them to use their backpack to rest his head on? No it’ll get blood on🫠
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Not mentally ready to going back to living in a normal aged house 😩
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Can’t wait for the letting agents to tell me the grass is too long, despite it raining every few days for the last month. And a ‘scheduled inspection’ two weeks after notice it’s being sold? Yeah sound.
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Getting home to a letter saying the landlord wants to sell. 🤢 Perfect village life over. 🫠
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🇬🇷
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It’ll do
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