Loafy 🐝🐦🐾

THIS! This is what I’ve been looking for in a vegan burger. Seriously can’t believe how they’ve managed to create something with the texture and taste of beef. Juicy and delicious.

I don’t know about you, but I’m spending my New Year’s Day under a duvet, on the couch, listening to Radio 3 Unwind, with a knitted version of Tina. Problem with that?

I’ve surprised myself with how good this is. So savoury and rich, but no animal.

Forgot to mention that the other day I went for a walk with this beautiful lady. @MrsRolfie’s Poppy Popstar. She’s a very good girl. Yes she is. 🥰

17:14. First Fireworks Arsehole of the night. One firework though. One. The point to that?

Settling in for the loudest night of the year. Got a vegan cottage pie in the oven, a 0.0% Leffe poured. Happy new year everyone.

Fucking orange-faced bastard.

7 months into my “new” job, and things are going very well. I’ve got my own department to take care of, and there’s talk of a permanent contract on the horizon. Enjoying life.

So….when I got my new phone, I couldn’t get on twitter to save my life. Wouldn’t accept my password. Now, after accidentally tapping on the app, it springs back into life. How are you lot?

It’s been a few years since I was here. Number 22 hasn’t lost its charm. Quiet; no Sky sports or loud music. No kids running around either. Thought I’d pop in after shopping for a new pair of Levi’s. When I lived nearby, I used to come once a week.

Some bastard nicking my design on instagram. Sent them a threat.

A great week in my new job. 3 weeks feels more like 3 months. In a good way. Celebrating this, AND a medical which revealed my blood pressure is normal, with trout served with roasted veg and Jersey Royals.

Thanks @redbubble. Your partnership with @Netflix is at an end, so all our works of fan art have been removed, AND we are not allowed to sell it anywhere else. Many hours WASTED. **slow hand clap** Cheers.

My pair of companions for the weekend. I love Dexter & Franko

What a view from my hotel window. Bamburgh castle at night. Someone please demolish the house in the foreground.

One tired, happy, boy, ready for his bed