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Australia
Joined April 2014
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Coffe don’t wake nun up but the poop in yo ass
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everything I read online is annoying and makes me angry all the time
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What an unfortunate build
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I know it's partially nostalgia but I'm really loving the Oot remake's approach to story presentation so far. After Botw, Totk and Eow took a much more lax approach with the narrative it's so refreshing to actually care about these characters again.
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$2,000 car repair and ocarina of time preorder delayed to next week
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John Laux retweeted
I hear of big news on your world
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John Laux retweeted
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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John Laux retweeted
Sunset @ 5 pm
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I bookmarked a few shitty ai videos to show my friends later and my for you page has been transformed in to a total hellscape
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last night I had a dream that I was traveling for a convention but I slept in hours past my alarm on the last day so I missed hours of sales and I was panicking so bad and I kept thinking to myself "I wish this was a dream and I could just wake up, it sucks so bad that it's real"
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John Laux retweeted
This man requires an emergency fecal transplant. Stand back, I'm going to give ass to ass
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why the hell is there an nba tab
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U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones
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I hate that coffee genuinely makes me feel so good after I drink it. Like it's not just caffeine addicted masses that need it to function normally
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Replying to @spoontism_
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wait do americans really not have uncle pussy??? 😭😭😭
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Poop Spill @ Highway 59 & Highway S, Eagle 4 FD units responding. Full road closure for a significant amount of manure spilled in traffic.
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John Laux retweeted
i really do feel like this is ufo evidence, like im desperately trying to show people the real life grinch mobile i saw. the slopmobile. the Trouble Maker
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