Jeff 🇩🇴 retweeted
Worst thing you could ever be being from Philadelphia is joe as shit. Second worst thing is to be a nut.
Jeff 🇩🇴 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Jeff 🇩🇴 retweeted
My girl went thru my phone now she packing my bags. I think we going to Miami that’s my favorite place
Jeff 🇩🇴 retweeted
My wife’s theory is that White basketball players are at a disadvantage because all the shoe squeaks are really loud and disruptive, but to a black basketball player, they just sound like smoke alarm chirps (imperceptible). Thoughts?
Jeff 🇩🇴 retweeted
Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem















































