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In the three full games that Dante Moore has been out injured, Oregon is 1-2 (should be 0-3?) while allowing an average of 300 yards and 17 points on defense. A can of prune juice should be 3-0 calling an offense in college football if you only need 18 points to win.
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Damian Lillard is so back.
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plz cite me, my name is big j ournalism
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i was not cited keith olbermann & walter cronkite are rolling in their graves
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“We want Dylan” chants coming from student section. Idk if I want him in or not.
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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You lost at home by 14 to Dylan Raiola. Sacks of nickels to the nerds in middle school kept us a proper country, what happened to us?
You have to wonder what USC could have done to Oregon with Trent Mosley. probably belt to ass. this team is different with him ✌🏻
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Oregon would’ve won with Dante starting, but whatever. The problems they had in week one, they have in week six, and will have all year.
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This game SUCKS.
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RPO wildcat with two running backs in the year 2026, Oregon’s offensive coaching booth is full of autists.
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As a Bruin fan, thankfully Dan Lanning refuses to stack consecutive correct decisions together.
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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i could give you 100,000 tries and you’d never be able to guess how this tweet of a guy calling me a piece of shit ends
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My NFL team has won a few Super Bowls recently, but this 1998 year was special. Had a buddy from Philly who forced his mom to get Sunday Ticket, so we could exclusively watch “Scarmblin’ Randall.” Moss was cool as well, I guess.
Randy Moss on Thanksgiving in 1998: 3 catches, 163 yards, 3 TDs. 🦃
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Washington falls to 3-3 with five of their first six games being at home, three coming against G6 or FCS schools. Only two of their remaining six games are at home, one against Indiana.
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After a courageous two-year battle with leukemia, Evie completed chemotherapy this May & came back to Montlake to sound the siren ahead of our Huskies for a Cure Game 💜
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The 2026 Washington Huskies are going to be a playoff team. This is the deepest roster we've had since Jedd came in. The defense might be top 10 in all of CFB. Demond another year under his belt, elite RBs, good WR depth, good TEs. I'm bought in☔️☔️☔️
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America, I regret to inform you that Iowa will be hosting a CFP game streaming on Tubi in December.
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I don’t even really care about the UW fans, but imagine being one of those national media scribes who thumped the table that Demond Williams was a top 5 QB because they saw a box score against UC Davis or EWU.
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the date is march 8 2027 & 61% of the oregon fan base will learn for the first time that dana altman retired before the basketball season started
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