when you realize that these guys are just slightly different wavelengths of the same person, with very similar audiences, you'll begin to understand how doomed comedy really is

you’re a straight man please stop the cap

poly people will see a happy monogamous couple and see it as a conversion challenge the same way a straight man thinks he can convert a lesbian

It doesn't because ADHD is fake disease people use to make themselves victims because actually being responsible is difficult

ADHD time blindness solutions that I swear by as someone who is always 5 minutes early now: - Set alarms for every hour or other regular increment, so you have a regular alert of how much time is passing even if you're focused on something else - Set alarms for 15 minutes, then 10 minutes, then 5, then a "now" alarm for when you absolutely need to to be out the door to be "on time" (see below) - Consider 10-15 minutes early to be your new "on time" (because you'll realistically get distracted into being late if you try to get there exactly on time) - Prepare things in advance. These might be outfit, breakfast, lunch, etc., ensuring less chance you'll get sucked in to something that can cause you to lose track of time (like getting dressed). You can take your time getting distracted with these now, but you can't when you're on a tight schedule/need to rush. - Use a routine and do your "get ready" tasks in order. Structure helps ADHD a lot in part because variation in routine is more likely to cause forgetting, distraction, and not accurately judging the time needed for tasks. - Do stuff in the car. Have breakfast options like bars in the car, keep an extra layer or jacket in the car, etc. so you don't get held up fussing about these things and you can leave immediately if you're running late. - If you have an appointment/scheduled thing later and you're in "waiting mode," set a timer for how much time you will allow yourself to get busy with something else. Set a second timer as a reminder to really stop if you have trouble switching tasks. Waiting mode is anxiety about losing track of time and missing the obligation, so if you set timers, you can allow yourself to get into a task without being preoccupied about starting something else and becoming late. - If you have a hard time getting going, set an alarm for 30m before your wakeup time and take your meds then. Keep them on your nightstand w water. When your wakeup alarm goes off you'll have an easier time staying focused and not slacking into leaving late. - Use a watch, ideally analog-looking and easy to read, so that you can see the proportion of time that is left and not just numbers. Using your phone to keep track of time can work but you're more likely to get distracted by it and forget you picked it up just to check the time. I use a Google Pixel watch.