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Plays pretend for a living. Final Boy, Uncle, gives my opinion far too much, SWIFTIE, Dog dad with a dad bod! ⭐️

Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined April 2020
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i didn’t know it was a crime to be scared when your plane is freefalling 20,000ft from the air going almost 500mph.
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I work in aviation so this morning I got to sit around with a bunch of pilots and discuss this horrible situation and I found it so interesting that none of the pilots thought the gender or race of the pilots were a factor at all but a bunch of fucking idiots on here do.
Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
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Neve Campbell is so fucking good in Scream 7
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love gay halloween cos wdym you’re taylor eating a banana post-LASIK 😭
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Happy #Halloween2026 peeps! 🎃🩸Here's just a few of my favourite pieces so far this year. Have a spooky one friendos! 😉🤘🧙‍♀️
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Crew needs a rework because it has become a MAJOR SCAM 9 months to make a new Lego pass??? 6 months to make a new Festival pass, yet there’s a new music collab every week Epic owes us a real explanation, an apology, and a promise of change bc crew has become a scam #Fortnite
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6 days with iPhone Duo. No cracks. No lines. Same as bendgate. Loud online, quiet in real life.
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Unpopular opinion: the iPhone Duo is a more exciting direction for the iPhone than another year of camera upgrades and a slightly better chip.
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when Taylor Swift told me to stfu 2 minutes after i posted this
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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I know it’s heavy, but don’t let it crush you. Look at how far you’ve come already. When you get tired, rest. But never give up 💪
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Yet they keep coming. I wish we could sue for it tbh
Replying to every political spam text with “STOP”
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My iPhone Duo screen is working perfectly! Probably because I am not stabbing it, pushing on it to close, flipping it open like a badge... You know, trying to break it.
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I’m on day 4, and I haven’t accidentally shoved a handful of dirt into the hinge. Let’s see what day 5 brings
My iPhone Duo has been working great because I have not actively tried to break it.
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Under Trump and full Republican control, the Pentagon just told all U.S. military bases to prepare to be fully fortified for 90 days under the FORTRESS plan, but they didn’t tell the American people anything! And they did this one week before the midterms. Pretty much freaking everyone out because fortifying the military bases to operate independently with no connection to the outside world with the entire grid shut down seems like there will be no help for the American people. Like nothing. So basically that’s like saying, “You’re on your own.” And these people actually want you to vote for them. And why is everyone freaking out? Oh only because Trump has been basically saying he’s restarting the war with Iran that no one wants after midterms and now the Pentagon is fortifying U.S. bases. You want people to vote for you? Try instilling trust with the American people that you will ensure their safety, security, and prosperity. Not sending the message that they are on their own to starve, freeze, or eat each other while you wage world war 3.
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lol this. I just keep seeing dumb ass people being like it broke after 75000 folds. 😂 ya okay so would you
My iPhone Duo has been working great because I have not actively tried to break it.
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My iPhone Duo has been working great because I have not actively tried to break it.
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SZA Ariana Grande Chapelle Roan Miley Cyrus Rosalia Taylor Swift Karol G Dua Lipa Billie Eilish Olivia Rodrigo Etc, etc, etc. El ego de este hombre es TAN grande, que prefiere ponerse el mismo antes de elegir a una mujer al frente, te extraño Pepsi 🫠😭
🚨 Jay-Z announced as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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.@taylorswift13 SUE HER PLS WE ARE TIRED
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