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Joined January 2012
While the UFC purges itself of boring and inconvenient fighters, Alexander Volkanovski charges forth to defend his title against the trickiest inconvenient fighter his division has to offer. The Tactical Guide to Alexander Volkanovski vs Movsar Evloev is up on the boi feed
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Well after watching that main card, you can keep your 12 KOs in one night or whatever. I'd rather just watch good fighters
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Volk Position still impenetrable
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Except the butt of course but not under unified rules
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Lol you definitely need to read this after that Volk position, whizzer get up, basically nothing Evloev could do to stop em
While the UFC purges itself of boring and inconvenient fighters, Alexander Volkanovski charges forth to defend his title against the trickiest inconvenient fighter his division has to offer. The Tactical Guide to Alexander Volkanovski vs Movsar Evloev is up on the boi feed
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Saw a chance for that shifting right hook as Ev floats out to his left. They might have scouted it too
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Even Hasbulla looks tired of Hasbulla
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Faith restored in MMA
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We're about to watch a guy win a title fight by going 3/66 on takedowns but looking really intense
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They need to quarantine Merab and Umar from the rest of the division and just have them fight over and over for the perverts who want to see guys pretend to try to hurt each other for 25 busy minutes
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I had 3 and 4 for Yan because of the successful offence, but judges' vision is based on movement so Merab could have it
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Yan needs to start splaying those fingers like the old days. He already got a good headbutt off
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He's still playing off body shots like Tommy Wiseau
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Yan's hairline is going to cost him with the judges. He could be winning these rounds and look like he's losing
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No one has ever done this much nothing this quickly. His heart might explode.
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They doing the WWE camera shake to make it look like Merab hits people
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Lead hand uppercut counter? Instant boi status
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They should start calling them disputed titles when there's a load of dumb shit going on in the division
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6 ft 11 guy can't lock a body triangle around you? That's a wake up call
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The thing that makes Kuniev unusual at heavyweight is his body work and he's done none of that here
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They’re allowed to say Bellator tonight?
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