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[office] SCRIPT SUPERVISOR (flicking through script): Look I just think for the amount of dialogue you have, you're using far too many stage directions ME: (stern eyebrows, hands by side, leant back in chair, bird flies past window, the air is still, lamp on table) no.

what if every day is a choice 💀

who is she

It's time to ⚠️BuRial⚠️

if you showed this wind to a victorian child it would probably kill them

I love Jane Campion

the cast of Dune when the director was giving them a hard time: "god this guy's really getting on my Denis Villeneuves"

gorgeous gorgeous girls publish their damning report despite an ongoing investigation from the met police

leaked image of Sue Gray investigation report

Kenneth Branagh ordering fruit: hi yeah can I get a Banaghnagh

the date went well, we got on like a house on fire! (devastating personal and financial consequences)

Jesus in Mark 2 verse 11:

getting into real dodgy territory here cross-promoting Love Island with a film called "The Suicide Squad"

pommel horse is coming home !!!!

fascinated by the standby "mental health professionals" on Love Island, a job whose goals are surely in direct conflict with the objectives of the production team imagine if Jigsaw explained his torture trap games and then was like "but dw we have first-aiders if u need !! ❤"

dressage feels like an oppressive dystopian version of crufts. no i won't explain that

yooooo you're not gonna wanna miss this ! This is where it all starts for this man. I have seen rehearsals and can honestly say Ted has a long, prosperous, and well-deserved lawsuit ahead of him.