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Daddy to a perfect little girl

Joined June 2011
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The flyovers will continue until morale improves.
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I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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“PA is likely to go to Kamala Harris” The Amish:
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A squirrel cannot live in your home legally, but illegal immigrants can stay in your city indefinitely with financial support.
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The FBI visited my house today for free speech acts they knew were not crimes. You can see the shame on their faces. This is the Democratic regime manifest.
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WE STILL DANCIN'
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ADHD is thinking about all the things you have to do, getting stressed about all the things, worrying about the consequences of not doing the things, but still feeling stuck and unable to do any of the things.
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🚨 THE PICK IS IN 🚨 With the 22nd pick in the 2022 #NFLDraft, the #Packers select Georgia LB Quay Walker! #PackersDraft | @SchneiderCareer
Wordle 259 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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They’ll do this shit but I can’t get a snack wrap??
McDonald's Is Adding Some Of Their Secret Menu Items To Their Regular Menu, Including A Big Mac + Filet-O-Fish + McChicken Sandwich Called The Land, Air & Sea barstoolsports.com/blog/3401…
Nerd.
Your grill is filthy, has poor temperature control, and for some idiot reason has the heating element *below* the food so fat drips into it and catches fire. There’s a better way to cook: In your kitchen. businessinsider.com/grilling…
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Perfect start to Father’s Day, @CarlyyyLauren
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If Green Bay loses today, nobody talk to me for a month.
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I hate how much I have to travel the state for my job but Arkansas sure is pretty
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2020 seeing this:
Me thinking 2020 wasn’t gonna get worse
I’ve never seen anything more perfect
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Jack Partlow retweeted
tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there’s millions of 14 year olds that won’t be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance
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Won’t you help me find it.
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I’m not joining your lame ass zoom so stop asking.
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