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Not trying to slut shame anyone, but all of you could stand to be a little sluttier
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Tennessee makes headlines for 2 reasons: Dolly did something cool or our governor like, banned wheelchair ramps.
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knowing stuff is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health
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The Fort Worth Zoo in Texas recently welcomed 17 flamingo chicks. These babies are gray now, but soon they will be their signature pink 💗🦩
Baby flamingos born at zoo
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thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier
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help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true
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I don’t understand all these commercials for Jesus is he rolling out a dollar menu
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You think Cinderella was bummed at midnight, what about those mice? They were HORSES for a few hours.
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Stop. We can only laugh so much.
Trump's #MajorAnnouncement is a major flop.
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I'll tell you who died in White Lotus: me, after having to listen to all those North American hermit thrushes singing in the background of a Sicilian resort. Those birds aren't found anywhere near Europe!
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People giving feedback on a rough cut even after you explain that everything is WIP
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benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright
me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?
benadryl: in a sense
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BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.


















