“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science.” - Nick Miller (2015)
Big Spring, TX
Joined December 2018
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#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her
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Portland Trail Blazers' Ja Morant has sustained a Grade 2 left hamstring strain and will miss at least four weeks, sources tell ESPN.
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY
I JUST FOUND A JAKE MOODY JERSEY IN MY DAUGHTERS BAG
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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Dua Lipa, SZA and Tame Impala Set to Perform at Coachella 2027: Sources tmz.com/2026/10/30/dua-lipa-…
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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Joe Budden made an appearance on tonight's episode of Law & Order 😂 teapawt.net/thepercsgotme/status/2…
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This is like watching a perfect quarterback fake, when the entire defense gets fooled and he just strolls into the endzone.
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🚨🚨 The #Colts are looking for a 1st round pick for Jonathan Taylor, per @TonyPauline
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She don’t even talk much to media . She was ready to tell the world she was a throat goat. Salute
