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John Egan.

Hull, England
Joined July 2024
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Jacob retweeted
If FIFA decides, it's Messi🥲 The world decides, it's RONALDO!
If FIFA decides, it's Messi🥲 The world decides, it's RONALDO! 🥳🐐
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Jacob retweeted
“All 8 earned” 🤡
All 8 earned, not bought. 🐐
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Ronaldo has won BOAT and entire Messi fanbase is going mad😭😭😭🐐❤️
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Jacob retweeted
CRISTIANO RONALDO IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST BALLON D’OR WINNER OF ALL TIME THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE‼️
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Messi is genuinely a plague to this sport lol
🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Michael Olise in 25/26 •82 G/A •41 goals •41 assists •3 trophies •7 assists at the World Cup (most) Despite all of this Lionel Messi finished ahead of him in the Ballon D'or rankings! 😳🏆
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Messi in 5th and Olise is in 10th Cristiano Ronaldo what a guy
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MESSI FINISHED ABOVE OLISE IN THE BALLON D'OR
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Jacob retweeted
Messi 5th is outrageous. An embarrassment to the whole establishment, the treatment he gets is genuinely shocking. Have to feel for the players! Haaland won 2 trophies, dragged Norway to the World Cup Quarter finals, Prem golden boot, numerous other accolades. And is 8th..
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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Jacob retweeted
Wow. 🏆
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Above Olise and Haaland is an absolute disgrace🤣🤣🤣
🚨 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi, 5th at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Regan Slater robbed. #hcafc
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Jacob retweeted
Acabo de leer "Lionel Messi"??? Por meterle dos goles a New York city y a Jordania??? Es real esto que ven mis ojos?
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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If Crooks starts today I'm genuinely just going home #hcafc
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Millar seeming to "express himself" well today #hcafc
Dimmy enters the fray. 🔵 1-0 🟡 | 66’ | #BCFC
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I'd be absolutely all over Lankshear in January he's unreal #hcafc
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Jacob retweeted
yh no shit we’re gonna glaze the greatest embodiment of what it means to be a football player
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anyone see people booing KLP on Sunday politely twat them please and thank you #hcafc
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Replying to @TRobinsonNewEra
They will rape, assault, burn and murder and do everything against their religion but pork is where they draw the line.
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Jacob retweeted
Ronaldo is holding him back 💔
🚨 Bruno Fernandes last 6 games for Man United: 0 Goals 0 Assists
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