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the biggest fluff and old men enjoyer #thepitt freaky Hucklerabbot CEO🙂‍↕️ Dms open!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🧊🚫priv: @V1275257V

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Joined April 2019
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this is not a political account, I post goddamn smut, but let me set some things straight Fuck ice Fuck maga Fuck trump and the government Fuck zionists INCLUDING those in the show
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Robby's hairy tummy hitting against Dennis' tdick with every thrust, his bush absolutely drenched from how wet the younger man is getting, watching him squirm with almost predatory satisfaction. "Fucking slut...yeah, fuck, you like that, don't you?"
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Trinity finding the "how to read print" videos and teasing Dennis about his dick being small, because she genuinely forgets that he doesn't have one at all
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Robby trying to pull Dennis into his lap mid making out, but the younger man ends up in a bit of an awkward position, his knee between the other man's legs, too scared of fucking it all up to move....Just to have him Robby start rocking his hard dick against it a minute later
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
in case anyone needs a refresher: you can paste a fics URL into the wayback machine and read it as if you are on AO3. only catch is that newer fics are less likely to be archived.
SORRY WHAT DO YU MEAN NO AO3 FOR POTENTIALLY TWO WEEKS???
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It's like 9/11 all over again
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and that my dear people is why ftm Robby is canon
Everyone who has been named People's 'sexiest man alive' has been a biological female. Bearded lady Noah Wyle is the latest fake man 2,3) blatant female gait, and the gait is the greatest trait to spot these gender frauds 4) hand sign, fallen eMMy angel on her sloping shoulder
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
noah wyle transvestigation. only on x, the everything app.
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Jack and Robby doing a perfect job of hiding their relationship from everyone but Dana Dana knows they have no idea how she just does she knew even before they did in reality everyone else knows too, they just think it's funny to see them try to be sneaky
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
i'm sure shawn hatosy deeply appreciates people invoking his name in order to degrade and disparage one of his self-confessed closest and dearest friends. you go girls! this'll get him to stop distancing himself from his fanbase for sure
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
i’m jewish & the ACTUAL issue here is people like this throwing around the word antisemitism to absolve their problematic fav of criticism & in the long run, doing more harm by diminishing the seriousness of ACTUAL antisemitism due to the overuse of these stupid ass allegations
just hilarious and sad
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I need some of you to understand that in the end NW is just another celebrity No matter if you love him or hate him, he doesn't care about you nor knows about your existence, so please instead of threatening and fighting each other go do something nice in your local community 1/2
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go speak up about bigger problems, go be a better person, go do anything else but spend your precious life sitting there acting like a prude because you cannot handle someone's opinion. This fandom used to be so fun. And the only thing you're doing is ruin it for everyone. 2/2
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I need everyone both glazing and hating nw to realise dude also thought it's a prank and ridiculous, so low-key y'all should just chill out and go touch some grass
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idk about you but I love the concept of Jack inviting Robby for a "party" every so often for over 20 years, but the party never happens and it's always just Jack trying to get into Robby's pants Robby always "falls" for it too
he's been doing that for 20 years and the party is still to happen guys
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Guys it's okay to think nw is not hot enough to be the sexiest man alive, it's okay to think he ain't sexy AT ALL, but can we all CHILL THE FUCK DOWN, it's the same biased contest we get every year and some of y'all are taking it WAY TOO SERIOUSLY 😭
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reposted cuz I made a FEW typos #embarassing also I'm absolutely talking about both sides of this discussion, because some of y'all, no matter if you like nw or not, are absolutely crazy and should touch grass ngl
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
Puppyplay but you keep a spray bottle on hand because I have a humping problem :(
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he's been doing that for 20 years and the party is still to happen guys
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Jacæus🔞(Jack Abbot's version) retweeted
kitty:((
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