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Joined June 2018
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in high school, i was victim of a stoning. it was the GSA’s first year having a float in the homecoming parade. The organizers put us in front of the baseball team. I remember, clearly, the thunk the projectile made as it sailed into my friend’s eye socket. the projectile:
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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WHITE PEOPLE DISCONTINUED BY 2027
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They finna dig up Charlie Kirk and shoot him out a cannon tonight
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we're sending Logan paul to north korea
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We're putting clavicular on estrogen
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this blue tsunami is so severe that ted cruz is already in cancun
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Pride flag has been raised at Cheesecake Factory. The Cheesecake Factory has fallen.
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I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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Five Guys is now Five Folx
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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We just dug up Charlie Kirk. He’s black now. It’s a Midterms Miracle
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They’re called The Founding Mothers now
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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theyre broadcasting jd vance's bottom surgery live on public television omfg
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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Ethan Klein’s marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
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IN PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND I JUST SAW A CHUD GET TAKEN IN THE BACK OF A WHITE VAN AND COME OUT DOMINICAN
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we're putting a second worm in RFK Jr's brain
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dogs will start shooting cops
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