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Dafuq Yumeen

@JaelandoTweets

🇺🇸 America First. That's it. That's the bio!

 Orlando, FL
Joined December 2022
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Why didn't $KLAR get invited to the party today?
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Why is it Asian Thirst Trap central on X today? Did the Jensen Huang story do that?
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How about them Knights?! #UCFvsKU
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Socialists are about 3 years away from declaring flying cars a "human right".
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What in the NPC is going on tonight?
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It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel can get on TV and joke about women being whores, but since he hates Trump, the libs all line up to suck his dick for it. When Shane Gillis says they "dress like whores", they want him banned from television. If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all. youtube.com/shorts/f9KjGBpxa…
Jimmy Kimmel Roast of Flava Flav #comedy #roast #hilarious

Jimmy Kimmel Roast of Flava Flav #comedy #roast #hilarious

Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Katt Williams , Greg Giraldo , Coolio and Flava...

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Kevin Warsh said some words, then I lost a few thousand dollars. #MarketResearch
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 1
JUST IN: Mark Carney declares Canada will only resume trade talks with the U.S. when Americans “stop doing memes”
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Hi, @AskKlarna . Do you have any plans to open an online shop for Klarna-branded merch? Shirts, hoodies, ballcaps, pink teddy bears, etc?
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@patdixonJul 7
It seems to me that over the years, the Beastie Boys have done a lot of things until the break of dawn.
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The people who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder and mocked his widow would like you to know that it's out of bounds to say "Michelle Obama is a man" in a post-fight interview.
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What's going on with $LCID right now?
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Does Japan know about the Monte Cristo sandwich?
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By Design. Democrats encourage you to engage in behavior that will get you killed, so they can use your corpse as a campaign talking point. Evil.
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) profile pictureAndrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangJan 25
I think the administration is going to lose a lot of its supporters over the killing of Alex Pretti. His death won’t be in vain. 🙏
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Throughout my years, I have called a few women a "Fucking Bitch" for far less than trying to run me over with an SUV.
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Me, when people who have never paid US federal income tax try to tell me why Americans should pay more federal income tax:
Bev 🇨🇦 (@Garnet_2203) profile pictureBev 🇨🇦
@Garnet_220320 Dec 2025
🚨 WARNING 🚨 If federal income tax is ended for anyone under $150K, this is what breaks next: • Social Security • Medicare • Veterans benefits • Disaster relief • Infrastructure Income tax = over HALF of federal revenue. This isn’t a gift. It’s a demolition.
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"tHe paRtiES sWiTcHeD!!"
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Sassy Kathy (@bresla_linda) profile pictureSassy Kathy@bresla_linda18 Nov 2025
Replying to @JaelandoTweets @AJOYa121 @JaneotN @drodvik52
That old chestnut? Do you get all your talking points at KKK rallies? The political parties in America flipped ideologically during the Civil Rights movement. Currently, Every. White. Supremacist. In. America. Votes. GOP.
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She seems nice.
Jae Macksamill (@JaeMacksamill) profile pictureJae Macksamill@JaeMacksamill2 Oct 2025
Replying to @JaelandoTweets
What are you a fucking idiot? Never mind it’s obvious that you are. Unless you’re a billionaire you’re fucked just like the rest of America. Hope you catch one like Chuck. Good riddance.
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