Jaiden Days

Abdul El-Sayed is my father figure now. Thanks for being there for me big dog 👊. Please come to my baseball game

I have tits now and that’s cool. So yeah life is probably worth living I guess

Put a chip in me and control my every move. Give me nothing; allow me no decision. Please, let me be driven in mechanical fugue. Take away the weight of my actions, the weight of my body. I beg of you, free me

God created life so to have a place for his anger.

Where else is there such cruelty but in a place filled with life?

Woke 3 is here I’m putting every pronoun in the game except he/him at my email footer

I am evil for being weak. I am wicked for being scared. I sin when I look to another for comfort. I am weak.

Now my morals may be notoriously flexible but the things I would do to have this outfit aren’t allowed to even be typed on this website

Puppy girl goes moo? Something isn’t right here…

Oh that? Yeah I actually already knew you’d bring it up, I recited this entire conversation in my head while I got ready this morning. We can just end the social interaction here actually, if you say the thing I know you’ll say next then I can’t like you anymore, sorry.

Always reminding myself that it’s quantity over quality in this twitter game 🙏

See a cute top -> try it on -> I look like a man in this -> put the top back -> see a cute top

I just learned that I have to eat 3500 calories a day to put on the weight I need to get a shapely ass. This is worse than a gunshot to the head

This is a joke btw, human girls get brain worms all the time and it’s your responsibility as their gf to help care for their affliction. Best practices include cuddles, compliments, praise, positive reinforcement, and advanced de-worming techniques (for bedroom participants only)

I am (allegedly) the token puppygirl of my t4t relationship. But humangirls don’t get worms this bad so, idk, maybe there’s two of us…

Sneaking worm medication into dinner so my gf doesn’t spit it out 💕

Riding the bus is like getting in a mirror chamber. All the eyes reflect my image back at me and I wonder if it tells them the same things it tells me

Hey so I heard the looming collapse is actually going to hit pretty soon and I’m just wondering if I can get a +1 to the fallout shelter for my girlfriend? There’s nothing I can do? I can’t afford that! You want me to pay another way? I just said I have a girlfriend dude, come on

SOMETHING WILL WORK OUT!!!!