Director of Production at The Command Zone.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2017
Today is the day! I've been spending the last year breaking down every single episode of Stargate. It's live now on my YouTube channel.
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My favorite genre of YouTube is people cooking outside. How the fuck you got a fridge outside?
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Guys, I’m gonna make decks exclusively designed to clone Murph’s commander.
I personally am so sick of seeing commander decks where the point is to clone your commander as many times as possible. I don't find it fun or interesting in the slightest. Yes your all in one value engine in the command zone is powerful when there's multiples who woulda thought.
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I’m gonna crack Steve.
Things you can say to your commander pod, but not your spouse
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Things you can say to your commander pod, but not your spouse
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“I guess I’m going last.”
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"What Percentage Of People Said They Usually pay For Rhystic Study?" Find out the answer to that and MORE on the new Magic: The Gathering Game Show KINGMAKERS which you can watch on @commandcast here: youtube.com/watch?v=PYdJyi1E… #magicthegathering
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“Just as a reminder, there will be no air conditioning on this flight.” 🙃
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Isn’t it cold up there? Should be fine, right?
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It’s like a clock for your wrist.
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I'm cutting signets from my deck because filtering the mana feels terrible nowadays!
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This card, too. No commander, no mananas! Next. 🙄
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I'd love to make a limited draft-able box of Borg cards when the Star Trek set comes out. It'll be interesting to create what is basically my own set. I'm thinking 480 cards. I'm going to call it my Borg Box.
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Jake Boss MTG retweeted
He heard the play call no fucking way 😭😭😭😭
TJ EDWARDS WAS IN THE HUDDLE??!?
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I know it's my fault for poorly wording this joke, but the people correcting me is funny. I don't think it counts as the joke going over your head if it was a messy execution, but I'll still take it.
I'm cutting signets from my deck because filtering the mana feels terrible nowadays!
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Went to the movies yesterday and someone loudly farted directly behind us four times. Stadium seating so it was right next to my head.
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I’d rather sub in as the table than play a 5 pod. You guys have fun.
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Was anyone else here a drum corps/marching nerd?
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