Jake Hafner retweeted
NICE! Huge Giraffe thanks to @kmoxnews Time is of the essence. OPERATION GIRAFFE SPEED is on fire 🔥🔥🔥
There is a $1,000 reward for the return of "Peaches" the giraffe to @TheCivilLife & @ParkJakes kmox.radio.com/articles/news…
Jake Hafner retweeted
So it’s your first day of detective school and your instructor enters and says, “Welcome class of 2020. Let’s start with something easy. July 2nd individuals steal a 16 ft Metal Giraffe from @TheCivilLife. Cameras show them turning right onto Chippewa around 11:30 pm.” GO!
Jake Hafner retweeted
There has been some hopeful developments but no guarantees yet. Every day matters now and we must keep the pressure on. I will not rest until our Giraffe returns and the culprits have been caught. I will not give up because If I do no animal sculptures are safe in this city!!!
Jake Hafner retweeted
I suspect the people who stole our Giraffe are also reading this. The trail is heating up!! So:
“BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GOING TO DO WHEN JAKE’S DINOSAUR PARK COMES FOR YOU?” Turn yourselves in NOW and Give back our Giraffe!!
Jake Hafner retweeted
It’s true our Giraffe has been stolen. I am completely heartbroken. It even had a mask on for the last few weeks to protect others and itself. It brought us and the neighborhood so much joy. A police report is being filed.
Jake Hafner retweeted
I don’t know how to say this but seriously I am fed up with St. Louis. Someone stole @ParkJakes Giraffe last night. This is my last picture of it. I had joked before about the Dinos being gone but this is true and a police report is being filed. I am heartbroken.
Jake Hafner retweeted
I hereby order all of our Great American bars and restaurants to clean their beer lines according the the principles outlined in the Draught Beer Quality Manual
Jake Hafner retweeted
No one loved the St. Louis dining and craft-beer scene more than the late @GusGusFunBus. His family is raising money for the charity Home Sweet Home by selling Gus Gus Fun Bus Dad Jokes t-shirts for Father's Day. Order by Monday, 8 a.m.! stores.inksoft.com/gusgusfun…