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Birmingham, AL
Joined September 2009
Ive learned that when your life starts changing for better, the opinions people have about it increase. The difference now is I don’t feel the need to explain myself as much anymore.
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I’m still convinced that Usher said crank that Batman in the last couple seconds of love in this club and you can’t tell me otherwise
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You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?
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Nick Sirianni and AJ Brown fighting over the last floatie in Cancun
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Working IT will slowly turned you into an asshole… cause wym you don’t know how to ** insert remedial task that was taught in grade school**
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I ain’t never seen a nigga work his way AWAY from some p*ssy like this 😂😂😂 #LoveIsBlind
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Carson Wentz is Ass.
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I never understood the hype of Dunkin’ Donuts. They donuts always been dry
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Learning that your help/support system can come from where you least expect it. Thankful 🙏🏾
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I’ve been thinking about all of the recent stories about artists selling their catalog. Specifically, I’ve been wondering if the companies brought the artists’ catalogs to train AI and remove artists from the picture completely…. Scary stuff🥴
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“Damn Near” is a unit of measurement.
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This is your reminder that you should be studying for your next IT certification.
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Kendrick/Sza ATL show was live af, and packed af.🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If you didn’t get your woman before 2015 you cooked, don’t shoot the messenger
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I don't see how y'all watch Black Mirror. it's too Creepy and within the realm of possibility.
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Yall were
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The “English” y’all Indians learn and the English we learn must be two different languages. Cause we don’t understand a word of what yall be saying 😂🙃
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