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GeoGuessr player (World Cup 2023, 2024 - USA), creator, caster | SF Giants, Cal, Sharks | All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

Berkeley, CA
Joined December 2014
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Padres are actually cursed, that may be the unluckiest thing I’ve ever seen
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Sharks are BACK
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That may be the best moving game we’ve ever seen
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Jake Lyons retweeted
CASTER LINE-UP 🤩 We're happy to announce the crew bringing the greatest esport in the world to life! 🎤 Our veteran hosts: Rachel & Pala 🚶‍♂️ Our boots on the ground: Keebs, checking in on the vibes during the event 🗣️ & our commentators, calling all the action live: Toby, Bloom, Jake, Gelotris, Ziggi & GC What a gang! See you September 2nd!
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Nothing bugs me more than commentators claiming the game is over… “England can look ahead to the next game now” brother they’re up a man with 30 minutes left at the Azteca, are you insane
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Jake Lyons retweeted
After an intense tournament weekend, we’re happy to welcome the last player for the World Championship Finals, @ForKiribati 🇸🇪 And shoutout to our great casters🫡 WELL PLAYED!!
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That was the most ridiculous ending to a match I’ve ever seen
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Giants going 159-3 until further notice
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Jake Lyons retweeted
🚨CELEBRINI SIGNED JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 We’re giving away a signed Fanatics San Jose Sharks Macklin Celebrini signed jersey!🦈 To enter: 1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet 3. Enter phone # 📱 on HKYJersey.com 4. Like pinned tweet ⬆️
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🌍GeoGuessr Nations Cup Season 1 Commentators🌍 🎙Bloom @ProjectBloomtv 🖊Jake Lyons @JakeLyons9 #GeoNations #GeoGuessr
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Are we absolutely sure that Gonzaga is a real university and not just a lab for producing basketball players
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Man the WBC is unmatched, watching teams like the DR and Venezuela play is just so fun
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Jake Lyons retweeted
american culture and identity is war and violence. it’s not joy. it’s not community. it’s not music. it’s perceived power. team usa’s celly is a military salute. it’s so weird. nothing has been clearer this entire tournament when compared to other countries.
Robert J. O’Neill spoke in Team USA’s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada O’Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden
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I love the Olympics, but I don’t love the surge of reactionary nationalism that comes with it. We should be standing together as a united human race against the true enemy: people who went to Stanford
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An interesting note: with his fighting major, Alex Nedeljkovic is one of only 5 @NHL goaltenders with a goal, an assist, and a fight in his career. The others with a goalie version of a Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ron Hextall, Chris Osgood, Mike Smith, and Billy Smith.
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The Sharks have eclipsed their point total from last season…and there are 34 games left. Absolutely unreal
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Simply no better way to spend Christmas Eve
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Cal football, ladies and gentlemen
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