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Thrilled to be here.

Earth 33
Joined June 2013
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My first shitpost of the decade
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Tom king’s comics read like they were written by Brian Griffin
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. @JamesGunn we’ve found the DCU’s Jason Todd.
Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol attempt to market NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. Now playing in theaters.
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Just kidding! Every time Paramount shoots itself in the foot, these AGs have responded by shooting themselves in the head. Every major deal will now feature a ticking fee to gin up a bond and a threat to leave California.
Kudos to AG Ellison & his team including antitrust chief Elizabeth Odette for not folding with four aces.
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Only on Christmas and Easter.
Can I say faggot if I’m bi
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Replying to @MaeTcg
People complain about how Wizards is mishandling competitive Magic but at least players don't have to live in fear of a surprise Ed Sheeran perfomance
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The Contest The Comeback The Rye The Strike The Invitations The Stall The Hamptons The Pick The Outing The Opposite
I got some titles for you feel free to use them @A24 The Audition The Party The Ick The Prom The Story The Mistake The Accident The Joke The Function The Argument The App
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Replying to @payphoneexhibit
O as in Oh my god, Robert Loggia shot his wife?
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Charlie’s right, sequel trilogy fans(all Star Wars fans, really) should be hunted for sport.
I needed a receipt of what penguinz0 said about #StarWars but it was WORSE: “They should forget the sequel trilogy AND *decanonize* it” Sequel fans BARELY get by with books after a decade of hatred, & you want to ERASE US & OUR MOVIES?! FUCK YOU Charlie. You are just scum now.
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thinking foreign can only mean non-English
Saying foreign films instead of non-English language films
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We’re calling it Superlopolis in the future??
A thousand years from now, a high-profile murder will leave a mystery in the heart of Superlopolis. It's up to Brainiac 1 of 5 and Matter-Eater Lad to solve it in LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES from me, @Cleanlined & @TBonvillain! Pre-order our first issue before FOC this MONDAY!
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I’m trending on the internet?
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I hate reading about comics pros going hungry.
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cedh players are now making the distinction between cedh and tedh (tournament edh?) they found the 6th bracket
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Break out the whiteboard. Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie streams on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ July 24.
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Per Matt and Jay, we will refrain from saying it's going to be a great show. Nirvanna the Band the Show streams for the first time ever on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ in the U.S. July 24, and Hulu on Disney+ in Canada August 7.
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Wii Shop Wednesday!
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