I’m trying something new with my baseball model tonight. ⚾️
Normally, I bet the road team to win by 2+ runs.
Tonight I added two pitchers to record just 3 strikeouts each.
$120 invested. $604 payout if all three hit.
That’s roughly +403 odds.
Did I improve the price enough to justify the extra risk?
Let’s find out together. 👀
jake retweeted
If winning a SB didn’t do it for y’all a game in October def not gnna do it for you. Shut up
If Jalen Hurts is who I say he is ..he’ll pull out the win on Sunday IDGAF about your excuses for him..this ain’t Dallas #Eagles
jake retweeted
Rossi being the “Phillies fan” is pretty embarrassing
@BonesKnowsPhils would have ran away with this if selecting Phillies fans IMO.
We pitted one fan of all 30 MLB franchises against each other in a mega round of trivia! youtu.be/mAHWrj0dCLo
jake retweeted
I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill
jake retweeted
Not enough credit being given to Jonah Hill’s BJJ instructor.
To be able to convince Jonah Hill he could beat up another man after a 10 pack of tumbling classes is incredible skill
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”
“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”
“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
jake retweeted
Jeff Stoutland on the Eagles offense in 2025:
“It’s about execution. It’s calling the right play at the right time and not running bad plays against bad defenses. It ain’t that hard.”
A shot at Kevin Patullo? 👀
jake retweeted
The Clippers announcers HATE each other
They stopped commentating and spent the ENTIRE 3rd quarter arguing 😭
jake retweeted
"Why don't they just outlaw the Eagles offensive line?"
@BarstoolGruden wants teams to learn how to stop the Tush Push instead of banning it
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